Pentagon's Unmanned Spokesdrone Gives Press Conference

Sazad93 Says:

Nov 3, 2011 - "Its also capable of serving jail time" lol

ITHEREONETHATHASNT Says:

Nov 24, 2011 - Yes they are very mesmerizing. There freaking huge!

Devranderya Says:

Nov 27, 2011 - Turkey`s politician bluster to european people.Because Atatürk had said this.

onehitwonderwoman Says:

Dec 3, 2011 - spokesdrone :D

ZenSeizure Says:

Dec 5, 2011 - Funnybot?

HeadBangTheory Says:

Dec 7, 2011 - Special features:"Drone designed to evade questions with greater accuracy than humans""Thick hull allows spokesdrone to take point-blank questions about torture"LOL XD

nintendofool Says:

Dec 7, 2011 - and after GLaDOS gets old replace her with Wheatley!

AlphaNumericKey Says:

Dec 16, 2011 - "Incinerating all press core within a 200 foot radius"? You fools! You'll just make them escalate to using drones as well!

2431346 Says:

Dec 18, 2011 - I am going to throw a grenade at the white house.

kennytan93 Says:

Dec 30, 2011 - "They can also serve jailtime" O.O

Kouta13 Says:

Jan 18, 2012 -  Punching someone in the face?

JackOfSpades93 Says:

Feb 4, 2012 - Who is that woman?I know I've seen her before somewhere else.

DuncanFrost Says:

Feb 11, 2012 - "Russian journalist mysteriously dies from non-Putin related causes"

180DegreeMason Says:

Feb 23, 2012 - Best political commentary ever.

BlueHawkPictures17 Says:

Feb 28, 2012 - I like that last part!! EPIC WIN!!

thedeviantguy Says:

Feb 29, 2012 - Bush should have used this so that he would be protected from shoes.

0Heavy0Metal0 Says:

Mar 3, 2012 - I love the features it has! Answer Vagueness Adjuster, Factual Evidence Deflector System, Phraselator, and the all important Emergency Press Conference Ending Release. Brilliant! And don't forget to read the scroll on the bottom! Lots of good info down there.

scooniepenn Says:

Mar 3, 2012 - They said "Commander Kennedy" the text on screen names him as "General Kennedy" yet he wears the ranks of a Col, lmao. Yes Yes, I know its the Onion, I just tend to notice small things like that.

7255202 Says:

Mar 9, 2012 - Nah he dodged those shoes like a boss.

edwardio2 Says:

Mar 9, 2012 - "Factual evidence deflector system"

cyanmanta Says:

Mar 15, 2012 - ~ GLaDOS/Wheatley 2012!!! ~

0Heavy0Metal0 Says:

Mar 30, 2012 - It will self destruct if the line of questions becomes too dangerous, incinerating itself and any press corp within a 200 foot radius. God, THAT would be just awesome to see!

thedreamliner2012 Says:

Mar 31, 2012 - I love the features built in. The "Blogosperic Disruptors" and the "Answer Vagueness Adjuster" are very nice features. The "Phraselator" is just fantastic. The Terminator style red screen threat level is great. I love the Onion!

Darty105 Says:

Apr 8, 2012 - @SaznraiThey fund it because this goes on the tv channel IFC, where ads are posted up, as well as advertising on the site. Donations help.

overbanked Says:

May 25, 2012 - We have taken away a number of the enemies sanctuaries, and gained initiatives in the areas. Eileen.