Facebook, Twitter Revolutionizing How Parents Stalk Their College-Aged Kids

ToneSlaveMusic Says:

Apr 12, 2012 - I have become so manipulated by Onion I have a hard time taking real news seriously ;)

Lin James Says:

Apr 13, 2012 - This is the funniest shit I've ever seen LOL.

ItsDarkRightNow Says:

Apr 13, 2012 - Don't trust them! TheOnion is not a parody! ITS REAL!!

someone933 Says:

Apr 15, 2012 - Fuck you bro!!!! ;) ;) ;)

hkred100 Says:

Apr 15, 2012 - Why cant she just call him stalker

TeamKareem Says:

Apr 18, 2012 - "Girls like that like to have fun"" I can get a good enough idea of what she's like just by looking at this trampy picture"That "mom" is so great =]

Crazybootymama Says:

Apr 18, 2012 - Awesome!!! Checkout Crazybootymama videos, they are funny and quirky

republicofsandles Says:

Apr 18, 2012 - "So now the only excuse for not knowing every detail of your child's life, is having a life of your own."I wish parents would get their own damn lives.

treehugger3615 Says:

Apr 22, 2012 - Well, that's my mom you are seeing. I want to laugh but this piece, as funny as it seems is basically my life on the internet.

gobo760 Says:

Apr 27, 2012 - Jeff, did you take your psoriasis medicine? Don't forget.xo, mom

ultimatenick37 Says:

Apr 27, 2012 - I have one, my dad deleted me :(

SkatenDestroyrulz Says:

May 1, 2012 - The Facebook one is true..../watch?v=kl1ujzRidmU

piechocolatethedos Says:

May 2, 2012 - This is not satire. I repeat, this is not satire. My dad texts me everyday to tell me how amused he is by all the things on my facebook.

dannyphehe Says:

May 3, 2012 - ah dude! porno fucked up my computr!

nesdshow Says:

May 6, 2012 - FOLLOW ME ON TWITTER AND I ALSO STILL! @NickyUserSEGUIRME EN FACEBOOK Y YO TAMBIEN SIGO! @NickyUser

supershawnodeseninja Says:

May 6, 2012 - escape to 4chan! actually for me facebook is pretty much talktomymomandeveryonceinawhilemydadchan

hahaXDDDDDDD Says:

May 11, 2012 - did he jus ask him mom 2 fuck him O.o

stephenlikesto Says:

May 13, 2012 - This is very funny especially, in fact because, as it is not intentional.

Megothpotato Says:

May 14, 2012 - more than me :(

TrueGamer181 Says:

May 18, 2012 - The unfortunate thing is, people really do that, probably.

oxe161 Says:

May 20, 2012 - Actually I find this useful, some sluts really need some parental supervision. Huehuehue

Donzieja Says:

May 20, 2012 - I actually know a guy named Adam Lambert O_O

ponchothegreat091 Says:

May 21, 2012 - I'm 93% sure my mom watched this and took it as literal advice. =|

musicmakerwalker Says:

May 28, 2012 - dont tell them that my mom is crazy

june bugg Says:

May 29, 2012 - NICE VIDEO!! FOLLOW ME @DFEDOFFICIAL I FOLLOW BACK!! THANKSNICE VIDEO!! FOLLOW ME @DFEDOFFICIAL I FOLLOW BACK!! THANKS