Steven Wright - I wrote this song when I was 3

Xeimora418 Says:

Nov 12, 2010 - total brilliance :D here kitty.

bobbyalligator7 Says:

Dec 10, 2010 - I love his stoic humor !!!

suizidium Says:

Jan 4, 2011 - sick as fuck - killer!

filletofpish Says:

Jan 12, 2011 - genius*

lethe56 Says:

Feb 21, 2011 - Saw this on Conan like wow... 15 years ago or something? Damn. Never laughed so hard in front of a comedian's act. And the best bit was at the end of the interview, Conan told Steven "you're welcome back here any time", and he answered " ok, I'll be back Tuesday." Price-less. E-pic. Awe-some. Hy-phen.

callumstaines25 Says:

Feb 28, 2011 - not even funny atall

dogspoopcheese Says:

Mar 8, 2011 - Yeah,terrifying.,...Just like your grammar...

callumstaines25 Says:

Apr 18, 2011 - look at the top rated comment shows the kind of people that like this shit

TownPiligan Says:

Apr 20, 2011 - worse voice for someone whose career is people listening to him. Luckily he's funny enough to get away with it

rdelswick Says:

May 5, 2011 - cat killer

capnmad Says:

May 13, 2011 - "all copyrights are Steven Wright's"? Damn monopolist.

Mentos18 Says:

May 13, 2011 - this is the only way this video didnt get deleted :D I tryed to upload it without copyrights and it was removed so yeah... :D

oking12321 Says:

Jun 3, 2011 - im watching this on netflix . . . this EXACT episode :/

didgeboy287 Says:

Jun 29, 2011 - The Tom Waits of comedy.

imaginaryopposition Says:

Jul 3, 2011 - yeah... cats are evil :-)

TyrellCurry Says:

Jul 12, 2011 - that actually makes it funnier, adds a sense of sarcasm to everything

tonylicari Says:

Sep 13, 2011 - He's referring to your plural usage.

ADAP7IVE Says:

Sep 27, 2011 - The fact that you put that disclaimer on doesn't save your video. Copyrights and disclaimers don't work like that.

SoCalDualSport Says:

Dec 30, 2011 - It's called business.

asdf12347109 Says:

Jan 14, 2012 - "All copyrights are Steven Wrights...""But I'm keeping all the money generated by ad clicks"

Mentos18 Says:

Jan 15, 2012 - what money? Did't get a cent and nobody lost. I think somebody even got money for this, since after seeing this couple of people got interested in his stand-up and rented or bought the hall show on a DVD so it's sort of a commercial, piblicity and I am not trying to get any money for it, since I am not in any business at all.

newton2013 Says:

Mar 16, 2012 - You are in business. You made a business agreement with YouTube the second you decided to ad ad's to your video. Yes, I said ad ad's. Nice delusion you have going. In fact, you are shown a disclaimer upon upload, that you must only post content you either created, or have received rights to use by the creator. So, again, nice delusion.

TheDameofdarkness Says:

Apr 15, 2012 - SHUTUP AND ENJOY THE VIDEO!

Mentos18 Says:

Apr 15, 2012 - Yes sir xD