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Title: Star Wars Gangsta Rap 2
Added: Feb 15, 2007
Author: 259
Duration: 2:30
Description:
A hilarious music video featuring some of your favorite or perhaps not-so-favorite Star Wars characters like you've never seen them before.IMPORTANT NOTE: This video is not mine, and I do not take any credit for it.Here are the lyrics (although please note that they are not absolutely correct, as I do not have confirmation from the artists).Admiral:This is Admiral Biatch to base camp,it seems the stormtroopers have gone on strikeand I have no experience with this type of shit.Who should I call for help?Vader:It's the V to the A to the D-E-R (Vader!)Reconstructin' the Death Star!With my slick suede suit that's black like tar,Fucking you up no matter who you are!Palpatine:Tell them motherfuckers 'bout this here Dark Side!Pull up on your planet, Death Star drive-by!And we'll beat the Rebels 'cause their skills ain't shit!Vader:And in my TIE Fighter, Zig-zags stay lit!Yoda:Oh, shit! Yoda on the scene,900 year fiend smoking Dagobah green!Bitches on my tip, like Lando on liquor.Lando:Ah, you're just jealous 'cause my black dick's thicker.Chewbacca:*Wookie yell*Lando:Yo! Tell 'em Chewie, last nightI had Leia all drunk wanting to do me.Luke:Shut the fuck up man! Leia's my sister!The only thing you're getting is a beat-off blister.Ben Kenobi:Luke! Use the force beforeintercourse, but Luke!Don't forget! Bitches ain't nothing but hos and tricks!(Ohh!)Luke:Obi-Wan, I'm the top gun! (top gun)The chosen one, hotter than both suns!Vader ain't shit, his head's cut up and split!He's slower than the first Pentium chip!(Dark Side!)Vader:No one brings it worse to this fuckin' universe!(Rebels!)Luke:You know we'll fucking win, 'cause we'll fight to the end!(Dark Side!)Palpatine:I can feel the anger dwelling within you!(Rebels!)Yoda:You also feel Vader's dick in you. BIATCH!Jabba:(Sorry, I don't speak Huttese, so any help translating or transliterating his verse would be appreciated)Han Solo:Jabba, you ain't nothing but a fat-ass slug! Fake gold chains? You sorry-ass thug!Sittin' in your palace with your blue-headed whore,trap door to the Rancor. *sound of someone falling*C3PO:Oh, my, goodness gracious me!I'm a gay man's golden fantasy!Programmed for homo-ecstasy,ten million forms of gay positioning.For my golden shower, you must pay a fee,but R2-D2 gives it up for free. *R2-d2 squeaks*R2-D2, watch your language!Always having sex with robotic strangers!Jar Jar Binks:Meesa like to drink and smoke all night!Meesa like to fight and fucka yo wife.Meesa no care 'cause meesa so dumb.Meesa will fuck you with me tongue.Yousa wants a meesa cause meesa wants some.Yousa wants a meesa cause meesa wants some.Yousa wants a meesa cause meesa wants some.Meesa wants some cause meesa wanna cum!
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Tags: star wars gangsta rap gangster music video dark side luke skywalker darth vader ben kenobi obi-wan jar binks yoda lando
star wars gangsta rap gangster music video dark side luke skywalker darth vader ben kenobi obi-wan jar binks yoda lando
Youtube Comments: 20324
TwooBear Says:
May 17, 2012 - mesah mesah like to smke and drink all night! Mesah likes to find and fucka yo wife!! LOL!
Ancientdestroyer22 Says:
May 18, 2012 - lol "This is admiral Biatch" best scene
coolkid3979 Says:
May 18, 2012 - Jaba you ain't nothing then a fat slug
kalelwannabe Says:
May 18, 2012 - No surprise, if there's no racism or controversy human beings will always create it to make their little views seem valid. Sad sad sad
xMrSandman09 Says:
May 18, 2012 - Luuke, use the force before, intercourse but Luuke, don't forget:BITCHES AIN'T NOTHIN BUT HOES AND TRICKS!
MachineHead1990 Says:
May 19, 2012 - Oh! My! Goodness gracious me! I'm the gay man's golden fantasy!hahahah brilliant
Ujemaima Says:
May 19, 2012 - This is a Youtube Classic :)
bcdef2967 Says:
May 20, 2012 - Pull up on your planet death star drive-by. Epic!
ShortHistory Says:
May 20, 2012 - No. I'm watching this in 400 B.C on my fucking IStone.
WolfGameWalkthroughs Says:
May 23, 2012 - The Jar Jar part was just creepy
coolkid3979 Says:
May 24, 2012 - 1:36 lol
Itachi Uchiha Says:
May 24, 2012 - xd
tonyryburn1 Says:
May 26, 2012 - I love this song 10/10.
MasterThunda Says:
May 26, 2012 - I dislike 2,111 people
dag96da Says:
May 26, 2012 - 1:48 Rancor: AAAAAaaaaaa :D
william flores Says:
May 27, 2012 - r2-d2 watch your language always having sex with robotic strangers
blitz4life Says:
May 27, 2012 - WHO SA WANTS A MESA CUZ A MESA WANT SOME!!! so gangsta!!!
SuperYetiMen Says:
May 28, 2012 - I like all the parts except the Jar Jar part. :(
F4m1lym0nst3rs Says:
May 28, 2012 - thumbs up if you watched this in 1971
TheAow4321 Says:
May 29, 2012 - there is only one man in the world capable of claiming that...
condumitru Says:
May 29, 2012 - yeah :)) nothin like the rancor screaming like a lil' girl
WillxXxMartin Says:
May 29, 2012 - Death Star Drive By!!!!
bae123456 Says:
May 30, 2012 - man, lando is such a badass.
TwooBear Says:
May 17, 2012 - whoooooooooooooooooooooooooooO! that was great.... i', stoned