Monty Python-Holy Hand Grenade

rievler Says:

May 14, 2012 - This miscounting sequence 1,2,5, no 3 shows up a couple of times in the movie. Inside joke or some other meaning?

TheMrBiltmore Says:

May 15, 2012 - O LORD, bless this Thy hand grenade that with it Thou mayest blow Thine enemies to tiny bits, in Thy mercy.-excerpt from the Book of Armaments

ChrisbeFoSerious Says:

May 15, 2012 - Lol I'm doing this monologue for school x)

g7eit Says:

May 16, 2012 - Sooooo funny

vendetta1987 Says:

May 17, 2012 - Proof that God approves of the US's 2nd Amendment

Demo884 Says:

May 18, 2012 - i did 6 years ago lol

DragonSlayer6398 Says:

May 18, 2012 - No, he likes hand grenades.

VosurAekira Says:

May 19, 2012 - It shows up in this particular clip. Go to about 2:10 and listen.

Rusvids Says:

May 19, 2012 - In a minecraft server if you get essentials plugin one command you can use is /Antioch which blows up what you are pointing it at.

mrrogersrabbit Says:

May 19, 2012 - And breakfast cereals

toyMachine754 Says:

May 20, 2012 - Oh, really? I must have missed that.

ChrisbeFoSerious Says:

May 20, 2012 - The people did feast upon the lambs, and sloths, and carp, and anchovies, and orangutans, and breakfast cereals, and fruit bats...

RobotwarsKing Says:

May 20, 2012 - Best skip a bit, brother...

icutyou96 Says:

May 21, 2012 - What is minecraft

Bob1sGr8 Says:

May 21, 2012 - Damn right Jesus likes fireworks!

lcward240 Says:

May 22, 2012 - So very funny and alas, too true about clergy using weapons in the Middle Ages. The arcane directions in manuscripts sometimes sound like the directions given in the "holy hand grenade" as well. L.

Cake112a Says:

May 23, 2012 - so true

jokr8790 Says:

May 24, 2012 - "Thine enemy being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it."

SuperMario1611 Says:

May 24, 2012 - When I use the Holy Frag Granade in Fallout: New Vegas I always count to 5, errr I mean 3.

vic5015 Says:

May 25, 2012 - man, the monk doing the reading has one of the most grating voices I've ever heard. can you imagine having to listen to a sermon from THAT guy every week? After a month or so, even Gandhi would be ready to go kill a bunch of heathens just to escape the torture.

ezwelchman Says:

May 25, 2012 - 5 IS RIGHT OUT!!!!!

sweezamuffin Says:

May 26, 2012 - Wait... So how high exactly do you need to count after you pull the pin?

lobsangnyingpo Says:

May 28, 2012 - Classic. What made this movie so funny was how close it was to being true. when he reads from the bible, it sounds like the bible. when Lancelot randomly stabs everyone, this is what he did in Le Morte d'Arthur (he would go to sleep in some random pavilion and then when the owner got home challenge them to a fight). i had to read the line from the bible at a wedding once about how "the Lord made..." Joe will never know how hard it was for me to not add "and fruitbats, and orangutans..." ;)