Political Talk Show Host Suddenly Very Interested In Manslaughter Law Loopholes

phdan123 Says:

Jan 15, 2012 - are you kidding? The Onion is the finest news source in the world. These issues are important ;)

MrBigEnchilada Says:

Jan 15, 2012 - this is better than ffff m ok not going to say it.

sjmoore1111 Says:

Jan 16, 2012 - correction fallout 3 is not a zombie invasion it is post apocalyptic game just thought id share that with u :)

JLSmithson22 Says:

Jan 18, 2012 - Good luck with that..he will win as soon as Ralph Nader wins

jorgebassmaster22 Says:

Jan 23, 2012 - Anyone who does that should get the CHAIR!! XD

palipride47 Says:

Jan 26, 2012 - Clifford Banes is mayor of Baltimore? Yeah, he's dead. Or using Target cards meant for poor families to go on a shopping spree.

Chunkboi Says:

Jan 27, 2012 - Let's get America FABULOUS!!! Ru Paul 2012

musicfan088 Says:

Jan 30, 2012 - HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

korruption Says:

Feb 3, 2012 - Holy fuck it's Edna from The Incredibles!

securuslol Says:

Feb 4, 2012 - This was freaking hilarious!

ArtypNk Says:

Feb 8, 2012 - I see... Now... What if someone was, um, involved in, well, sort of... Well, ok. There are 3 bodies, and they have hammer damage in head area, mostly. What do I do, and how do I get to Mexico?

SoldierCyfix Says:

Feb 14, 2012 - clifford banes, the ultimate badass who never appears to the show yet is never fired because he is busy being awesome

TreeCrabApples Says:

Feb 21, 2012 - failure to call 911 saves 4 fire fighters lives lol!!

tachikoma747 Says:

Feb 23, 2012 - ha ha ha . God I hate that city.

grantpichla Says:

Feb 29, 2012 - New topic! lol

SuperWarking Says:

Mar 7, 2012 - I hope you know folks like you part the reason why in talking to folks in other countries, our opinions are viewed as a joke. STFU.

anonymousman555 Says:

Mar 9, 2012 - I am aware that the comment I made was stupid, I already mentioned that to someone else. I hope you feel better about yourself now after writing down to me though.

SuperWarking Says:

Mar 9, 2012 - Actually still rather in shock due to the fact there are people who truly think this is real....I mean seriously? I figured some news source called the onion would put the whole issue of validity to their stories to rest quickly...Amazingly I am wrong since according to other trolls, the fact something called the onion news network apparently did not give much of a hint as to whether their segments are real or not...

MsSunhappy Says:

Mar 21, 2012 - run kid, RUN!

xNecroKey Says:

Mar 26, 2012 - it's 2.40 in the morning... DO NOT LOOK AT THE SIDE BAR, ive promised myself this would be the last one...

ixonixas Says:

Apr 19, 2012 - Is satire = sarcasm?

cabooses1fan Says:

Apr 20, 2012 - you have a computer....google is like 6 seconds away dude.

Tchud Says:

Apr 28, 2012 - LOL... it sounds like he killed those poor people himself..

Cubelarooso Says:

May 16, 2012 - I've blocked all YouTube images for just that reason.

InsanePickle007 Says:

May 22, 2012 - Thats the joke.