The Onion, FDA Commissioner: I Give up on you Pigs

dontreadmyusername0 Says:

Feb 22, 2012 - yes it is!

METALMAN4Wii Says:

Feb 22, 2012 - FDA Guy For 2016 President...!

outerheaven313 Says:

Feb 23, 2012 - It's a shame Commissioner Hoyer retired, the heart of the FDA was lost. It's a real shame the new guy is boringly competent.

AwesomeOposum Says:

Feb 24, 2012 - yes. any FDA guy from The Onion, that looks like that and is yelling; will be the same guy.

Firedragon524 Says:

Feb 24, 2012 - i eat farts

MeatIsbetter Says:

Mar 5, 2012 - what are you 8? Seriously, that ain't even funny, it's just stupid.

iKickComputers Says:

Mar 5, 2012 - GO GET CANCER!

0Heavy0Metal0 Says:

Mar 10, 2012 - If the FDA would take just a little but of this attitude they would get the message across much better. Tough love works! For example, read the warning label on a pack of cigarettes. "Smoking may contribute to low birth weight..." That scares nobody. Look at the warning on a Canadian pack. "Smoking will kill you." That is exactly what the pack had written on it last month when I was in Windsor. It sank in finally, and that was the last pack I have ever purchased. Going on 29 days no smoking.

notpoorsmeagol Says:

Mar 15, 2012 - Cave Johnson?

keithbiz85 Says:

Mar 20, 2012 - God I wish our government was really like this.

sukamugen Says:

Mar 22, 2012 - "go get cancer" lol

PraetorShinzon Says:

Mar 24, 2012 - Pure genius my friend; well said.

Myrkky100 Says:

Mar 28, 2012 - Short and f'n awesome! :D

Kazekoge101 Says:

Mar 28, 2012 - "Go get cancer!" I wanna see a government official actually acting like this, lol.

USARMYARTILLERY1 Says:

Apr 5, 2012 - 30% obesity in America. We do not believe in starvation lol

smugbasterd Says:

Apr 18, 2012 - We more or less ignore the labels up here.

MartialArtsMaster Says:

May 2, 2012 - You do not understand because understanding requires MENTAL EFFORT.It sometimes requires that you look up words in a dictionary. It sometimes requires, in short, that you learn to read critically, thinking within the logic of the author, always being ready to admit the limits of what you know and what you don't know.Also, comparing Obama to Hitler is Godwin's Law. You're better than that. Don't get hysterically paranoid.

rezakhalilzada Says:

May 2, 2012 - Dumb dipshit, go masturbate over anime

MartialArtsMaster Says:

May 2, 2012 - ...you're not helping your case. You hate big words, so in order to provide a better model example you resort to obscenities instead of a rational argument.

dsires83 Says:

May 3, 2012 - Can anyone help. I tried to start the microwave with the door open but couldn't ??

excalibur183 Says:

May 8, 2012 - It's not worth it. The more you respond to the troll, the more you'll be drawn back to this page, where his ugly, uneducated comments will continue to fester. Think of him as a mild case of jock itch, curable with a light layer of anti-troll cream.

Peter Siri Says:

May 16, 2012 - HAHAHAHAHAHAHA, IF ONLY!

BestMusicIsTrueMetal Says:

May 21, 2012 - I like how youtube commenters are taking this seriously.I bet it must have struck close to home for some of you obese lazy murrican cunts.Go get cancer!

InsanePickle007 Says:

May 21, 2012 - At least they aren't British