Man Lives Thanks To Heart Stolen From Dead Man

qlspadex Says:

Feb 25, 2012 - ROFLMAO

aturtlenamedfee Says:

Feb 28, 2012 - That argument was hilarious. I think he might have been around 13 years old.

iKickComputers Says:

Feb 29, 2012 - Yeah, I had been watching a lot of the Today Now from the Onion... and I then I watched one of those actual morning shows Today Now is mocking and for some reason I thought they were doing satire as well and then I realized that I was watching REAL SHIT and I screamed and now whenever I see assholes on those shows I wanna friggn kill something because they ruined all my faith in humanity... Sorry. Mini-Rant.

romanlegions Says:

Mar 7, 2012 - Cool story bro.

bashie34 Says:

Mar 8, 2012 - Fuck me someone is after my heart right now and its the onion, what is this white liquid ? It can't be? tears damn you onion.

xDavidxRxxx Says:

Mar 15, 2012 - Would be funny if he said "my heart goes out to you and your family"

greiteneis Says:

Mar 18, 2012 - if it's white liquid it's probably not tears but something else.

eatmyfun Says:

Mar 19, 2012 - white tears?

aic53 Says:

Mar 21, 2012 - God these presenters are dicks!

0Heavy0Metal0 Says:

Mar 25, 2012 - If you have to ask...

Videopersonstuff Says:

Mar 25, 2012 - lol some people thought dis was real its onion news its a comedy show

AquariaSpirit Says:

Mar 28, 2012 - That is just sick. Taking a dead man's heart?

profoak1 Says:

Apr 3, 2012 - to ONN: I made a new friend today. His name is neutron Star. I can communicate with it using a secret language. Please put this up ASAP!!!!!from: profoak1, certified Pokemon professor

Lightscribe225 Says:

Apr 4, 2012 - Yeah see the thing is, when it comes to humor, nothing is sacred. Everything is free game. Folks who don't like it can just fuck off and spend their time watching something they DO find funny 'kay? Hint hint?

greymooseIOOO Says:

Apr 4, 2012 - alright mighty professor! if you're so smart at Pokemon, I challenge you to a showdown! The ONN can be the special refs and watch you fall in defeat

profoak1 Says:

Apr 4, 2012 - greymooseIOOO, ONN called me and said they couldn't referee our battle. As a Pokemon professor, i accept your challenge. report to facebook.com and go to Dr. Buck's page for the showdown. I'll try to get to ONN for the winner of this match.

ride0RgetR0DE0n Says:

Apr 6, 2012 - recent polls show that 25% of people make up a quarter of the population

ride0RgetR0DE0n Says:

Apr 6, 2012 - recent polls show that 25% of people make up a quarter of the population

teeds88 Says:

Apr 22, 2012 - "watch out megan, there are people, like dave here, who may be after your heart!" *points at megan*man, that's brutal xD

themcsanjans Says:

Apr 24, 2012 - Dont start on me but i dont care if its a joke i found this very insulting.

SuperWarking Says:

Apr 27, 2012 - That was fuckin awesome! Not quite sure what to say on that other than LMAO

gagaplex Says:

May 4, 2012 - Oh. Oh wow. That was awful. Amazingly, awesomely awful.

undertow1985 Says:

May 22, 2012 - i want to marry tracy gill