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Title: Jeff Dunham Achmed's "Jingle Bombs"
Added: Dec 20, 2007
Author: Smakgakgak
Duration: 4:54
Description:
Achmed sings a christmas song, enjoy!Text:Dashing through the sandwith a bomb strapped to my back.I have a nasty planfor Christmas in Iraq.I got through checkpoint A,but not through checkpoint B.That's when I got shot in the assby the US Military...[it's not funny!]Oooh, jingle bombs, jingle bombsMine blew up you see.Where are all the virginsthat Bin Laden promised me?Oooh, jingle bombs, jingle bombsU.S. soldiers shot me dead.The only thing that I have leftis this towel up on my head.I used to be a man,but every time I cough,thanks to Uncle Sam,my nuts keep falling off.My bombing days are done.I need to find some work.Perhaps it would be much saferas a convenient store night clerk.Oooh, jingle bombs, jingle bombsI think I got screwed.Don't laugh at me because I'm deador I'll kill you...I KILL YOUOUOU!PLEASE SUPPORT JEFF DUNHAM BY BUYING HIS DVDS!Goto www.jeffdunham.com for more information!
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Youtube Comments: 34552
Camper816 Says:
May 24, 2012 - 1:25 IS MY FAVORITE
MegaGuitarFreak123 Says:
May 24, 2012 - PAPA GATES! :3
JoshuaTek Says:
May 24, 2012 - "U RACIST BASTARD!!!!" " Is what u think I like?"
karateboy001 Says:
May 25, 2012 - who can't beat achmed in halo! it goes like this:Achmed: I'M SO GONNA KICK YOUR ASS!Announcer: READY! GO!Achmed: LET'S DO THIS! erm.... eh.....ummm. FUCK! MARNEL! COME FIX MY FREKIN HAND SO I CAN PLAY THIS FREKIN GAME! (marnel fixes his hand)Achmed: k. now i'm ready........ SHIT! MARNEL!!!!! I TOLD YOU TO FIX MY FREKIN ARM! oh shoot. MARNELL COME FIX MY PELVIS!announcer: game over! you lose!achmed: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCK!!
blast0is3 Says:
May 26, 2012 - jeff i'll just beat your ass, and you know i could, so shut the fuck up pussy
halo4019 Says:
May 26, 2012 - very funny
70serb Says:
May 26, 2012 - @blast0is3 Why do you want to beat his ass u dick jumping seamen demon
cricketcrazygirl Says:
May 27, 2012 - Awesome
max eslick Says:
May 27, 2012 - cool
TheDylan406 Says:
May 27, 2012 - Jeff dunham is awesomely hilariousachmed is a KILLER when he sang jingle bombs
IluvLMFAO30 Says:
May 27, 2012 - lol some dude called me a racest bastar* too lol
CrimeZ3330 Says:
May 27, 2012 - I wonder wat kind of drugs the guitar guy does...........
jamesblunto94520 Says:
May 27, 2012 - Not fuuny
jsjal130600 Says:
May 28, 2012 - not fuuny redclx
HillariousMassiveJoy Says:
May 28, 2012 - Achmed for president!
kunkleeeeeeee77 Says:
May 29, 2012 - Jingle bombs, jingle bombs, mine blew up you see. Where are all the virgins that obama... I mean bin laden promised me. :O
InvincibleNinja23 Says:
May 29, 2012 - The song starts at 2:23 for those that want to know
jackharl Says:
May 29, 2012 - You know that XboX gane guitar hero? Haha! I kick your ass! (plays epic solo) ok, maybe halo. Give me my line!
Awesomeguy700 Says:
May 29, 2012 - Thanks for dressing like crap. Hahahahahaha
joseph coffell Says:
May 29, 2012 - haha do your drugs now
compyislife Says:
May 29, 2012 - This is stupid. Stupid isn't funny.Monty Python is way funnier.They have dead parrots!
commandosolo2009 Says:
May 30, 2012 - you can put a dozen more events from real life for a really boring carol, but this is by far the best I heard under electric guitar. Hats off to JD!
sparklez xox Says:
May 30, 2012 - its really funny u just dont hav a good sence of humour!!!! for thus kinda thing!!! :D
koppellhinex Says:
May 30, 2012 - CAPITALISM creates DRUG LORDS. LAWYERS. BANKERS. ELITE CRIMINALS. INEQUALITY. INSTABILITY. GREED. RUTHLESS COMMUNISM. NWO. NAZI. TERRORISM. LAZY PEOPLE. REBEL POLITICIAN. ANARCHY. worst is WAR etc.. ☠ ☢ ☠ ☢ ☠ ☢ CAPITALISM was designed only for CORRUPT OPPORTUNISTIC MANIPULATIVE LAZY POLITICIAN. BANKERS. NARCOPOLITICIAN. JUDGES. CRIMINALS. DICTATORS. RULERS. KING. SULTANATE. EMPEROR etc..HARD WORKING PEACE LOVING HAPPY HONEST SOCIETY were always the slave victim and poorly starve to death. :(
Camper816 Says:
May 24, 2012 - you racist BASTURD!!!