Device Prevents Nick Nolte From Driving

ShaithMaster Says:

Jun 9, 2011 - rammstien blows

navylaks2 Says:

Jun 14, 2011 - L.O.L.

haupper Says:

Jun 15, 2011 - "If you starred in Jefferson in Paris... you should not be behind a wheel." Poor Thandie Newton!

Strikerklm96 Says:

Jul 12, 2011 - @fingerme100 Search "chinese paper publishes onion news" in google and click on the first one, it wont let me post a link. He was right! I didn't even believe it.

centremid8albion Says:

Jul 17, 2011 - onion new just found out that when its spring they will change they name to "thespringonion".

almabatard Says:

Jul 23, 2011 - the dyson fan is freaking $600

fingerme100 Says:

Jul 26, 2011 - Website not found

d3r1t0e5 Says:

Jul 29, 2011 - woulda been better if they locked up the gas pedal? lol

yusiftheranger Says:

Aug 12, 2011 - they spelled "complexion" and "wide" wrong

skatermaster10000 Says:

Aug 17, 2011 - The girls here in slovakia should be banned from driving. Also the "tough guys" who just got there drivers license. I swear to god all always see women driving and talking on their cellphones and so many news stories that 18-23 year olds got killed cause they were speeding down a highway and losing control or crashing into an oncoming car.

ImAwesome4728 Says:

Aug 28, 2011 - to everyone who will be look Frameflow Said "y'all hear about what china did? onion made this report on how theyre moving the white house, and this chinese paper published it....and then when they found out that the onion wasnt actually for real, they flipped out"

railtank Says:

Sep 17, 2011 - Great. Just another government mandated device to interfere with my private life. People should be outraged that the government is going to make us have these in our cars!

TheNewfrewelian Says:

Oct 24, 2011 - I think it was Andy-Dick-alizer! But yours sounds better

h0rnd0917 Says:

Nov 26, 2011 - Screw it, I can't drive anyway just wanted to see how fortunate you guys were to have technology advance

katsumorymoto Says:

Feb 1, 2012 - i heard andy dick first b/c i know that guy's a little coocoo for them cocoa puffs

10INTM Says:

Feb 13, 2012 - Since this is YouTube where morons abound, I can't tell if you're being funny or serious. This is not a real broadcast.

soulthepinkmage Says:

Feb 18, 2012 - Obviously Nick Nolte in disguise!

zacthebold Says:

Feb 20, 2012 - Nick Nolte could just put on a mask or hold up a picture of somebody else.

macbeebee Says:

Feb 24, 2012 - I feel much safer now but Lindsay Lohan is still out there.

falcoperegrinus82 Says:

Mar 2, 2012 - Andy Dick.

1Foggia Says:

Mar 3, 2012 - Cum shot. Bang.

bashie34 Says:

Mar 8, 2012 - This is great news I was planning on outsourcing my driving to my child this will help me teach him while he acts a airbag upon impact..

MrSupersushiking Says:

Mar 15, 2012 - I wish there was a way to see what @frameflow said!

MDMart Says:

Mar 17, 2012 - haha, the alarm says Nolte on repeat

Rocky440z Says:

Mar 21, 2012 - thanks for noticing that hahahahhahaha