Louis CK steals scales for pot

Allenzo04 Says:

Dec 12, 2011 - cause he stole them all at once. derp

Setzer Says:

Dec 14, 2011 - And this is why you stick to your lies kids

MrNavvy69 Says:

Jan 2, 2012 - lol i used to do this too, those scales they have for school science labs are the shit ^_^. i still use one

KryptKeepa128 Says:

Jan 2, 2012 - Awesome.

veektorable Says:

Jan 7, 2012 - He could weigh thirteen scales.

PSNGreyLynx Says:

Feb 2, 2012 - :you motherfucker..... LMAO!

d07a Says:

Feb 18, 2012 - DREADS - REMEMBER only 14 years old!

Apothic1 Says:

Feb 20, 2012 - Ha

Apothic1 Says:

Feb 20, 2012 - Nice

sexywhitebriefs Says:

Feb 21, 2012 - i'm 45 secs into this; greatest story ever!

PACKyourSHITfolks420 Says:

Mar 3, 2012 - Now that was fucking hilarious.

dellafrienda Says:

Mar 4, 2012 - They're NOT ME, so i dont give a shit.

Robotick01 Says:

Mar 9, 2012 - This video is the perfect proof that it dont matter how good or bad you are, it only matter how good of a liar you are

formusicplaylist1 Says:

Mar 17, 2012 - now you can buy digital scales for under $30. that woulda been the shit back then. weed was probably not as good but still a hell of a deal.

Sn33kyPanda Says:

Mar 20, 2012 - 37 people could only weigh 13 things at a time

Perunanaxu Says:

Mar 27, 2012 - I'm 100% sure weed on the streets was so much better back then considering the shit dealers put in it nowdays. The drug market on the streets is just shit nowdays.

97loveisforever Says:

Mar 28, 2012 - 14 OUNCES

henningsjolie Says:

Mar 30, 2012 - What show is this from?

snowchaserX Says:

Apr 2, 2012 - Yeah no. Just untrue.

RogueBlueJay Says:

Apr 2, 2012 - I wish he'd tell this properly as part of a real show. In my opinion it's his funniest bit, because it doesn't feel like stand up, it just feels like a friend telling you a story.

cholerymorbilus Says:

Apr 5, 2012 - I love that he's such a bad person.

demonikmagic Says:

May 11, 2012 - What exactly do you think dealers are putting in the cheapest drug in america? Some more expensive and dangerous PCP or something?Why would he waste the money buying extra stuff he didn't say was there? (and wasn't paid for)Why risk a customer O.D.ing or going to the cops.The reason weed is stronger is because of the med strains developed, so now you have to smoke less carcinogens for more of an effect.There's nothing dangerous in weed. Stop spreading the propaganda and check the facts.

formusicplaylist1 Says:

May 12, 2012 - Pt1.i was interrogated by my principle once for suspicions of having prescription drugs. i had like 3 percs in the side pocket of my pants (those really hard to reach pockets by your knee). after the interrogation he said "empty your pockets" i did. then he said to another teacher check the side pockets. teacher looked in "something white in there". "what is it? your gonna have to pull that out" pretended to dig in there, pretended i couldnt reach it so i said

formusicplaylist1 Says:

May 12, 2012 - Pt2."let me use a pen to wedge it out" and when i grabbed the pen out of my pocket i grabbed a tiny piece of paper i had in there too. pretended to wedge it out and threw the piece of paper on the desk like i was pissed off.... "its just a piece of paper dude" like as if to say "you done harrassing me now"? they let me leave with 3 perc's in my pocket that they saw and didn't even know! im actually kinda lucky they didn't double check cuz i would have been shit out of idea's lol

stevepwn Says:

May 17, 2012 - This happened to me when i stole 50 poptarts from my cafeteria