The Best Pick Up Lines

bslubeast Says:

Feb 6, 2011 - no life

cl1azn Says:

Feb 12, 2011 - i was crackn up the whole time haha

fatty273 Says:

Mar 11, 2011 - @emilyoriordanTV No they werent the word of the day is legs, lets spread the word is the best

sid3sh0w15 Says:

Apr 7, 2011 - 1:46

BobbyVandMe Says:

Apr 18, 2011 - "Did it hurt? When you fell from that cliff the other day and broke your neck and then shattered a few bones and then CPR came but then they couldn't help you a lot and and you were still in a lot of pain and they were out of painkillers at the hospital?"

tylersdr13 Says:

May 10, 2011 - Is it in? I'm gonna kill you. Haha

Football34Freak Says:

May 17, 2011 - " Are you looking for a stud, because I have the STD and all I need is U" LMAO!

uralwanks Says:

Jun 5, 2011 - i just wanna do it like burger king...and have it ur way

blackfeathervids Says:

Jun 11, 2011 - l0l0l0l i lolled

catthesilent Says:

Jun 18, 2011 - ridiculous and hilarious

leoachilles Says:

Jun 21, 2011 - Pick up line to pick up dumb girls?

aSurgingChick3n Says:

Jun 22, 2011 - whitest voice eva lol no offence

fatty273 Says:

Jun 25, 2011 - @emilyoriordanTV Naaa Yhu knw the one I said is the Greatest

LadyboyHunter Says:

Jul 19, 2011 - Guys,Getting girls doesn't have to be difficult (I used to think it did).I'll give you some advice right now..Step 1: Go to MackMethods. comStep 2: Order the "pandoras box" programStep 3: Use it and laugh at how easy girls are to figure out hahaSeriously, that program has changed my life. I probably shouldn't even be mentioning it because I don't want a bunch of other guys out there running the same "game" but whatever, I'm in a good mood today so I'll share the tip..

emophelia1 Says:

Jul 20, 2011 - I HAVE CANDYYY!

Playaofdasouth Says:

Jan 25, 2012 - "Are you horny? Cause I am.""I'll be the butthole, you can be the dildo""Hold on let me turn the lights off . . . Okay, whats your name?"

NANAnMI12 Says:

Feb 8, 2012 - i want some of tht candy lmao

TheAkonhater Says:

Feb 9, 2012 - Im using all of these!!!

rriaski Says:

Feb 13, 2012 - I got a good one do you know CPR cause you took my breath away

BostonBoy00 Says:

Feb 23, 2012 - Roses are red,Violets are blue,I have a gun,Get in the van.

AJskullz09 Says:

Mar 23, 2012 - Roses are red Lemons are sour Open you legs And give me an hour

BobS4c4mano Says:

Apr 20, 2012 - go up to a girl and say "excuse me i don't mean to bother you but my dick just died, can i bury it in your ass?"

assassinisaac69 Says:

May 1, 2012 - =O =O =O =O

assassinisaac69 Says:

May 1, 2012 - i got one "hey my phone might be broken hows about u put ure number in it to c if it works" and later i call and its a dude XD im not gay btw

powerfulfrog Says:

May 5, 2012 - igot a great 1 " Without u life wood be like a broken pencil... Pointless"