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Title: Auto-Tune the News #2: pirates. drugs. gay marriage.
Added: Apr 21, 2009
Author: schmoyoho
Duration: 2:41
Description:
shirts: http://www.districtlines.com/Auto-Tune-the-Newswe're on twitter: http://www.twitter.com/autotunethenewsFor the second time, pundits and news anchors urgently break into song to deliver the news. The players in the news opera include:Andrew Gregory (my big bro). You can also find him here: http://andrewgregorymusic.com/Ruth Marcus on gay marriageKiran Chetry on marijuanaSean Hannity and Hillary Clinton on piratesKatie Couric on melting iceLyrics:RM: This was a pretty remarkable week on the gay marriage frontFirst of all, to have a state like IowaMG: Whatchoo tryna say about IowaRM: Not the east coast stateMG: East coastRM: Not the left coast stateMG: Left coastRM: In a decision written by a republican appointeeMG: shawty, now you sounding so fineGive me your number, we can bump and grindTalkin about politics all nightLeavin the club in the mornin lightIf we get carried awayWe might get gay-married todayKC: We just heard from some of our viewers who strongly support legalizing marijuanaMG: Shawty, 5 of those calls was from meKC: Do you think we should legalize pot alone or all drugs, including heroin, cocaine, and meth?MG: My brain says no, but my body says yes!AG: I'm an angry gorilla. I heard you needed me (ooh ooh ah ah)SH: Now that Captain Phillips has been successfully rescuedThe president has decided to step in front of the spotlight AG: Ooh, I'm angry! You can't see it, but my forehead's veinySH: And even take some credit for authorizing the missionAG: Well, don't you worry, baby booYou'll always have an angry gorilla to be angry with youThat's what I do. Just ask Donkey Kong. He's in my crewKC: At the North Pole, new satellite photos show arctic ice is melting so fastAG: Oh snap, how fast?KC: Many scientists now predict it will be gone within 30 yearsAG: Surely you jest! I'm under cardiac arrest, shawtyKC: Some researchers think it could disappear in just sixAG: Shit!KC: Without it there could be a snowball effectAG: OhKC: With temperatures rising even fasterIf we all don't take bold action and take it soonAG: Yeah,Both: We will find ourselves on very thin iceMG: Tell em, Hillary, pirates on very thin iceHC: These pirates are criminals They are armed gangs on the seaMG: That means the oceanHC: The United States does not make concessionsOr ransom payments to pirates...MG: Hello, shawty, we can meet up at the mallBrowse around at the bookstoreMentally ball until we fall
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Youtube Comments: 12707
Komnenit Says:
Jan 15, 2012 - 989 people are on very thin ice
PerpetualAscent Says:
Jan 16, 2012 - guboringatorial
GeguayestorioArmano Says:
Jan 16, 2012 - very thin ice....so true..... *sigh*
mmmperhaps Says:
Jan 18, 2012 - surely, you jest! I'm under cardiac arrest...Shawtaaay! lol
mmmperhaps Says:
Jan 18, 2012 - surely, you jest! I'm under cardiac arrest...Shawtaaay! lol
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HPForever66 Says:
Jan 19, 2012 - "... They are armed gangs on the sea--" "That means the ocean" XD
HPForever66 Says:
Jan 19, 2012 - "...They are armed gangs on the sea--""That means the ocean"XD
kimberleybeckell Says:
Jan 19, 2012 - @33Narutolover haha omg you should caption that on the blue picture with the frustrations mancidney crosby y u no symptom free!?
TheGahta Says:
Jan 20, 2012 - @papermermaid The question is, what does the drug? THC has no overdosis or lethal/harmful effects it doesnt addict etc. To take it on the same level als heroine, cocain and other drugs that clearly have negative effects this severe is outrageous.Secondly as a ropemaker journeyman i can tell you that the "drug" side of hemp isnt the cause for the banning...but you should read about it to learn whats behind it rather than me telling you, if you have an interest in really knowing
33harajukugirl Says:
Jan 22, 2012 - MORE COWBELL!!!
purplefizyy22 Says:
Jan 22, 2012 - cool love it
jamesbelas Says:
Jan 24, 2012 - omg just cuz marijuana should be legal (strongly support it) doesnt mean every other drug should, y is it that everything that is said in polotics is over played, read the words in this text! LEGALIZE MARIJUANA! where in there do i talk about any other drug?
Floridamanfresh111 Says:
Jan 24, 2012 - YES!
MW3QuickScoping1000 Says:
Jan 30, 2012 - who sing this song, i mean official :-)
DarkAsKnight1 Says:
Jan 30, 2012 - I miss this series. I know songify the news is the new thing but I miss the whole ending song with the green outlines.
NickSt0we Says:
Feb 4, 2012 - @ItsAboutWhatUDo You really have no valid points. Our government is not a good one, by any means, and sure, making drugs legal won't change the crime rate, but at least with laws in place, those dumbass junkies can be punished. Yes, the government should tell us what we can and can't put in our bodies, because apparently some people in this country are too ignorant to know for themselves that drugs are for jackasses.
TheCloeQueen Says:
Feb 4, 2012 - I always sing, AUTO-TUNE THE NEWS!! :D
ItsAboutWhatUDo Says:
Feb 4, 2012 - @NickSt0we u have no right to just force people to do something u want them to. sorry u dont run the world and hopefully u never get the power to
sdgundam37 Says:
Feb 4, 2012 - this is my favorite one
duke3250 Says:
Feb 5, 2012 - 993 people refuse to get carried away
themightyLRB Says:
Feb 6, 2012 - how much for the drugs?
WICKEDPONY81 Says:
Feb 7, 2012 - his grandma is the shit too
SuperNr34 Says:
Feb 10, 2012 - which key is the tune?!
ShigalaFTW Says:
Jan 15, 2012 - 0:43 -0:55 did that guy have a boner or somthing