Mass Effect: Commander Shepard Is Such A Jerk

tbits1990 Says:

Dec 12, 2008 - "Would you rather be a snitch or a corpse" OMG LOL

ubershank47 Says:

Dec 14, 2008 - This video had my sides splitting XDCouncil: Commander is this a game? Are you calling in a report just so you can cut us off again?Shepard: You know it!

tbits1990 Says:

Dec 14, 2008 - "Commander, is this some kind of game? Are you calling in a report just to cut us off again?""You know it"..."That never gets old does it"

Flaw3dLegacy Says:

Dec 14, 2008 - 5:23 to 5:28"Because it's a big stupid jellyfish."

azcolts74 Says:

Dec 16, 2008 - "I THOUGHT YOU WERE A HERO! This isnt what heros do!i wish i never met you!" LMAO best line ever

nmartell1007 Says:

Dec 18, 2008 - "Tell me where that meeting is, or i blow you're lying head off!"

xsweetiegirlx Says:

Dec 18, 2008 - "i thought u were a hero <:'( i wish i never met u" lol

therancor676 Says:

Dec 19, 2008 - we aske shepard why hes such a jerk his reply i dont have time to justify to ure viewrs goodbye

DeaXi69 Says:

Dec 19, 2008 - huh i can imagine that dude working hard on records studio to say all that :s

DanQ8000 Says:

Dec 21, 2008 - i love how he knocks out the 'female' reporter. lol

MobPrincess22 Says:

Dec 21, 2008 - I love the punch sequence... I died laughing LOL!

Mulluns Says:

Dec 22, 2008 - Oh, lawd, this his hilarious.

WH1T3P0W3RFTW Says:

Dec 22, 2008 - um conrad got pwned epicly at 5:13

garrus92 Says:

Dec 23, 2008 - Well Done Mate.

Ph3L1z14n0 Says:

Dec 23, 2008 - Awesome video man

KingTWright Says:

Dec 23, 2008 - Awsome Im adding this!!!

wojt92 Says:

Dec 24, 2008 - This video make me a new look on this game.Can't say what best cuote was because all of them are best.

BunnyknightX Says:

Dec 25, 2008 - "I just saved you from a nasty prison shower scene!"

chopaface Says:

Dec 28, 2008 - i can't stop laughing, this is too much........ im dying...

YourInnerNerd Says:

Dec 29, 2008 - what a douche!i could never kills wrex like that, mannn. ; __;lols at conrad.

BloodySerpent Says:

Dec 30, 2008 - I laughed so hard at this. What kind of armor was that?

Zandercode Says:

Dec 31, 2008 - lol I forgot there were so many good renegade lines. My favorite is still "That makes you a criminal, I can kill criminals" *eyes his gun*

clouddragon2012666 Says:

Dec 31, 2008 - man shepard can be a real bitch but i have to say he is a bad ass but i dont think i would like to be in the same room as him XD!!!

Mirevere Says:

Dec 31, 2008 - LOL I gave Conrad my autograph. That was so effin funny though, "Heros don't do things like this! I wish I'd never met you ..." /cryLOL.

Ellastein Says:

Jan 1, 2009 - I wish I could be this Renegade.