New Wearable Feedbags Let Americans Eat More, Move Less

edsch21988 Says:

Apr 19, 2012 - wow, this makes me, feel like vomiting, and heck, if i saw any one using one of those i would say, "here have a carrot Mr Horse...oh opps your HUMAN, didnt notice cause of the bag in your face, i thought you where an ANIMAL for a sec there." and talk about INSANITARY, and INSANE, they are trying to turn us into Feed Lot Junkies...geez...= /

CHISLUV Says:

Apr 19, 2012 - You are kidding, right!? This cannot be real. It must be a joking spoof, cuz I am LMBO.

TheTcooper50 Says:

Apr 19, 2012 - This must be joke, right?

geckorus10 Says:

Apr 22, 2012 - Yes, this is a joke. The Onion is a parody of modern news.

TotalMonkeyBiz Says:

Apr 24, 2012 - Finally! Plus never really liked washing my hands either.

TheBigStupidHead Says:

Apr 25, 2012 - Ohhh were pigs

halowarrior1000 Says:

May 1, 2012 - Jean ann Whorton? >.>

pointlessvidz13 Says:

May 5, 2012 - I kinda want to try this now

HNBCGAMING Says:

May 5, 2012 - TheOnion is probably one of the most blatantly truthful news show on earth :)

Scissors61l Says:

May 9, 2012 - god forbid~

TheShadyfan100 Says:

May 9, 2012 - hahahahaha that's just promoting americans as lazy and obese XD "I don't have to work for my food" what an idiot! my god I laughed so much at this vid XD

TheShadyfan100 Says:

May 9, 2012 - probably fake though XD still funny lol

KimmikooBlossom Says:

May 12, 2012 - =___= You got to be kidding.................why?

CIRCLECIX Says:

May 12, 2012 - Chaser did it first.

CIRCLECIX Says:

May 12, 2012 - The Chaser already did it.

overbanked Says:

May 12, 2012 - "You can have breakfast, lunch, dinner, dessert all simultaneously in one feedsack strapped to your face".

TheCoolguy1915 Says:

May 15, 2012 - I never knew that in America people had turned into true pigs. Surely this is too much in character.

megaman4life Says:

May 16, 2012 - What happens if something gets stuck at the bottom of the bag?

cheesynounou Says:

May 18, 2012 - The fact that everyone in the video is an actor just makes it soo funny, just great acting very professional.

Larssafrass Says:

May 19, 2012 - The sad thing is that I bet someone will actually try to market this invention sometime in the future. Oh the humanity

MSNWindows7 Says:

May 20, 2012 - I like it for eating in the car. It's not a bad idea for that use. But using it just because you are lazy to eat food is stupid.

Warkiam Says:

May 26, 2012 - You know what the sad part is? The fact that I thought this was actually serious. Because this does sound like something America would do.

picarochi Says:

May 26, 2012 - No, I just bought my first feed bag: it's so convenient, plus soon Starbucks are going to release their own mini frappuccino packs that you can add to most ANL recognised feed bags like KFC's so you can have frappuccinos at the same time.

forglegorktheork Says:

May 28, 2012 - We're always looking for more efficient ways to get food products into our customers' gaping maws.

FractalKin Says:

May 30, 2012 - Most people do 'get it'.