Meteorologists Predict Worst Autumn Ever

xJoeEDangerouslyx Says:

Dec 2, 2011 - Actually, and I'm completely serious about this, my aunt in Pennsylvania was driving on a dirt road in the woods, (those are fairly common in parts of rural PA) and a sudden gust of wind blew so many leaves at the car that the windshield was completely obscured and she drove into a tree. She wasn't hurt that seriously, but she used Onstar (like Batman) to call the EMT's and she was taken to the hospital. She fractured her hip. Had to use a cane for 9 months.

plumcrazypurp Says:

Dec 8, 2011 - damn it if only she would have seen this weather report! also, it sounds to me like your aunt can't drive worth shit.

xlegiofalco Says:

Jan 13, 2012 - "UN apologizes for air dropping 3,000 tons of broken glass"

kell1reilly2 Says:

Jan 28, 2012 - lol it's funny cuz autumn is the pussiest of all the seasons

TheMohguy Says:

Jan 31, 2012 - im not sure if i was laughing at the weather report or the headlines cuz both are freaking hilarious

marsling12 Says:

Feb 8, 2012 - thanks for spoiling it.

ScorpiaX Says:

Feb 9, 2012 - Exactly what I was thinking lmfao.

gameboy281 Says:

Feb 18, 2012 - it looks like we're getting at least 1/8 inch of leaves this year

cyanmanta Says:

Feb 20, 2012 - Why is it you never hear the phrase "Western Seaboard"?

AdamYJ Says:

Feb 21, 2012 - Remember folks, if you know that bad autumn weather is coming, be prepared. Stock up on the essentials like apple cider, doughnuts, pumpkin pie and popcorn (kettle corn if you can get it). Also, make sure to pick up some old-but-still-entertaining black and white monster movies to while away the hours while you're "leafed in". You'll be glad you did.

chrisoyola Says:

Feb 24, 2012 - I don't know why people think this is a joke. Autumn is responsible for so many colds and flu's. I get sick every Autumn because I sleep in my boxers in 50 degree weather only to wake up shivering in 30 degree weather. Autumn's constant temperature change forces me to decide between a coat or a hoodie; the wrong decision could be deadly.

SuperWarking Says:

Feb 25, 2012 - Falls are not this bad in Iraf or Octavia.....

DameDracaufeu Says:

Feb 26, 2012 - The Onion cannot spell Nashua.

siccmadegames Says:

Feb 29, 2012 - I thought they called autumn Fall in USA?

zacthebold Says:

Mar 1, 2012 - We say both. Autumn is a tad more formal but it is used frequently.

Jemalacane Says:

Mar 15, 2012 - Autumn is when the Atlantic Coast of the United States gets almost all of their hurricanes. In my neck of the woods it is sometimes referred to as the 'second tornado season', also in my neck of the woods Autumn carries a heightened wildfire danger. Pussy? I think not.

cannedkitty Says:

Mar 21, 2012 - boards tend to be flat, and the west coast of the u.s. is mountainous

ryanmshepard92 Says:

Mar 29, 2012 - For that matter, what the fuck is a "seaboard"?

MrLambr Says:

Apr 3, 2012 - Dang it I was going to say that

0Heavy0Metal0 Says:

Apr 6, 2012 - Coast. Beach. A long, un-straight line on a map with the ocean on one side, land on the other.

0Heavy0Metal0 Says:

Apr 6, 2012 - 80% of divorces end in happiness. Amen, I will toast to that.

overbanked Says:

May 15, 2012 - EYE ON AUTUMN

MetalSights Says:

May 20, 2012 - Something that borders the sea.