GoateeSaver--Goatee Shaving Template

lolwut1337n355 Says:

Mar 18, 2012 - 0:55 Better shave the whole thing off. Looks like he slipped on his left side.

TheNdoki Says:

Mar 21, 2012 - Ha ha, glad I'm not the only one who saw that.

CoastallivingNC Says:

Mar 22, 2012 - looks way too cocky, stupid looking goatee.. shave your entire face man.

Nihilive Says:

Mar 31, 2012 - freeze at 1:00

Nihilive Says:

Mar 31, 2012 - derp

KingFluffs Says:

Apr 1, 2012 - lol

BBnanner Says:

Apr 1, 2012 - Genius, man!

haircutbob2 Says:

Apr 2, 2012 - Heather very closely resembles a whore.

Boredmonkey Says:

Apr 2, 2012 - Nice catch, dude. Kind of reminds me of..."The Statue that honors the sex workers of the world. Installed March 2007 in Amsterdam, Oudekerksplein, in front of the Oude Kerk, in Amsterdam's red-light district De Wallen. Title is Belle, inscription says "Respect sex workers all over the world."~wikipediaI wouldn't say I respect them, but I don't think I was given the right to treat them differently. Hey, I'm just a dumb Monkey. :P

faerincolfer Says:

Apr 2, 2012 - It reflects your personality. It declares your individuality. It attracts dead-eyed prostitutes.

privtutor Says:

Apr 3, 2012 - Funny thing is, you're all WAY BETTER looking without a goatee at all!!

SILENTWSDC88 Says:

Apr 11, 2012 - amazon.com and the goatee saver website, getting mine today in the mail

SILENTWSDC88 Says:

Apr 11, 2012 - nope, the douche bag look is the chin strap LOL!

fekaj Says:

Apr 12, 2012 - I'm laughing myself to death XD0:54

SYKOK1LLER Says:

Apr 16, 2012 - How can there be such bad acting in a minute long commercial?

epyonx1 Says:

Apr 24, 2012 - Not bad. Now develop the Chinstrap Chalupa.

MMAReignsSupreme Says:

Apr 28, 2012 - piece of shit sloppy goatee. No effort what's so ever

Mytime212 Says:

May 4, 2012 - booooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

CLICK0CLACK Says:

May 5, 2012 - Look at the girls mouth just as she exits the frame. (0:59)

whoozthaboss Says:

May 6, 2012 - It reflects your personality. It declares your individuality. It makes you look like Reptile from Mortal Kombat.

Spindry96 Says:

May 19, 2012 - What the fuck

wwetitle818 Says:

May 22, 2012 - Touche.....

SILENTWSDC88 Says:

May 22, 2012 - the people in this ad obviously didnt know how to use the goatee saver, my goatee comes out perfect when i use it, these guys look like the shaved with rocks...

statikonic8 Says:

May 22, 2012 - Ron Popeil will slap his forehead when he sees this.

Libertydrome Says:

May 25, 2012 - What the hell? They could at least throw in a free Three Wolf T-Shirt with every order.