DEA Official Announces Successful Drug Bust On Son's Room

BBPatterson12 Says:

Oct 22, 2011 - Man, tough love is pretty damn tough.

AntiRacismAndHateCom Says:

Oct 23, 2011 - @lilpyro396 This is fake. By now, people should know that the onion is fake.

WeAskThePeople Says:

Nov 3, 2011 - it should NEVER have been made ILLEGAL in the first place.. ---------------- REMEMBER THAT -------------------no regulations , no taxes , no prisons , no DEA SWAT raids.VOTE >>>>>>>>>>NO PROHIBITION <<<<<<<<<<<< VOTENO GOVERNMENT INTERVENTION ! ? nick off OBAMA. !FREEDOM & HUMAN RIGHTS. No compromise.GO the TOMATO MODEL. ... free to GROW & USE as we DECIDE..USA government is full of IDEOLOGICAL MORALIST FUNDAMENTALIST morons.

cutiepie1744594 Says:

Nov 4, 2011 - YOU ARE NOWHERE NEAR AS COOL AS MATTS DAD!!wait...who the hell is that?

Kawlinz Says:

Nov 16, 2011 - @GarebearShields People commonly make comments like "OMG I can't believe this is real" specifically to get a response like "ONION IS FAKE FUBARTARD!!!!!!"

anonymousman555 Says:

Nov 18, 2011 - @lilpyro396 Your existence is not needed.

bigboydubstep Says:

Nov 22, 2011 - this is really good satire

h0rnd0917 Says:

Nov 25, 2011 - I wanted to see if someone asked did swat blow up much other suspected evidence!

DaFleegsta Says:

Dec 29, 2011 - LOLFREE THE WEEDLEGALIZE FREEDOMRON PAUL 2012 WOOOOOOOOOOOOT

Quarterog13 Says:

Dec 31, 2011 - Why the hell was there a Mitt Romney commercial before this?

drag4630 Says:

Jan 2, 2012 - LOL 3 years juvenile detention for a gram HAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHA

AnEmptySodaCan Says:

Jan 5, 2012 - ALL THAT SHIT JUST TO BUST A KID WITH AN EIGHTH? U.S. government is absolutely stupid.

kelly38834 Says:

Jan 13, 2012 - this is just wrong!!!

Derax2 Says:

Jan 20, 2012 - NO cop is interested in the private use of marijuana... stop complaining

aus741LX Says:

Jan 27, 2012 - I FUCKING hate online advertising more than ever now!

xunknownx101x Says:

Jan 30, 2012 - @Derax2 your statement is no where close to being correct

ZeroRed78 Says:

Jan 30, 2012 - @Derax2 I've known a few people busted for private possession. Probably worse in the bible belt than most place though. Also, all users do have to deal with dealers since it's still illegal. There's plenty to complain about.

goofy775 Says:

Jan 30, 2012 - @Derax2 O.o this is incredibly ignorant.. who do you think populates our prisons. Hell I personally know two people that were arrested and charged even though it was for personal use. Hell one of them was even subject to an illegal search. Luckily neither of them have it on their records anymore and they had good lawyers but they had to go through the whole process. One the guys was my cousin.. he was actually put in jail and my parents posted his bail. Also have you ever heard ofstop and frisks

Grenth9213 Says:

Jan 30, 2012 - So essentially Stephen Lovejoy used the DEA to reprimand his son?

goofy775 Says:

Jan 30, 2012 - @Derax2 Actually you're probably just trolling anyways. No ones that dumb..

SweetPantsDad Says:

Jan 30, 2012 - i wonder how many people here are stupid enough to think that this is a real story. lol

SubHek Says:

Jan 30, 2012 - i lol'd, Onion is awesome. Realistically that would have been a multi-thousand dollar operation for 45$, local police agencies actually do this shit. LOL US Gov't: 0, Common Sense: 1

dubesinhower Says:

Jan 30, 2012 - @SweetPantsDad looking down at the other comments, i'd say there's probably a good 50% chance people believe it.

jeffkabik Says:

Jan 30, 2012 - I know this is fake but I also know a good friend that got 10 years for 2 joints.That was REAL,,John Sinclair

epicmonkee Says:

Jan 31, 2012 - @Derax2 That's not even remotely true.