George Carlin - Bicycles

BansheeMilk Says:

Nov 16, 2011 - I have nothing agaisnt Bicyclists but they should admit they like toys.I am a dork, too. I love toys.

grunntalll Says:

Nov 22, 2011 - easy one, bikes are awesome, joggers suck

TheDittyBags Says:

Nov 25, 2011 - hes talking about spandex warriors

thereisnoF13 Says:

Nov 26, 2011 - i'm disappointed in him on this sketch. you're not cool unless you ride a bike. maybe he needs to grow up

dmoneytron Says:

Dec 3, 2011 - I think he is talking about you.

thereisnoF13 Says:

Dec 3, 2011 - cars are for pussies. get off your ass and ride a bike instead of sitting on it to try and start fights on youtube

muclesmarinara Says:

Dec 12, 2011 - bikes are for children and assholes

muclesmarinara Says:

Dec 12, 2011 - Bicycles? No one cool rides bicycles.

thereisnoF13 Says:

Dec 13, 2011 - cars are for fatasses and pussies who are afraid to get a little hot in the summer

muclesmarinara Says:

Dec 13, 2011 - you just cant afford a car right? a bit jealous are you?

quachimba Says:

Dec 22, 2011 - Joggers and cyclists should be run over if they decide to come on the road. Not just once. Put your car in reverse and make sure you hear that head pop. This is 2011 get in a car and with the times you retards

Ministryoflove451 Says:

Jan 11, 2012 - I love my bicycle and I love riding it but my God this is funny.

Felbeast Says:

Feb 11, 2012 - In the Netherlands, EVERYONE rides a bike. And not with silly helmets or anything. It's just more convenient to move short distances with a bicycle, rather than wasting gas because you're too lazy to walk/cycle the 2 miles to the store. Maybe that's why Americans are so fat?

fvschie Says:

Feb 11, 2012 - Damn straight, obesity rules!

leeharveyosmosis Says:

Feb 17, 2012 - Or you get out of your car and fight me you fucking pussy.

formusicplaylist1 Says:

Feb 20, 2012 - LMFAO!!! Wow... i never heard this joke before... might be one of my favorites by carlin

pimpdaddytabes Says:

Feb 24, 2012 - 2 sides to every story. while many americans are fat and lazy (I know, I am one, but I like cycling to close places), our country is far and beyond bigger than so many countries that embrace cycling in a grand way.I wish we could do it how you guys do, but we have much farther to travel in many cases, so we can't feasibly do it.

topcat989 Says:

Feb 24, 2012 - looks like 188 fucking faggots went 30 feet up in the fucking air.....

jimmi161 Says:

Mar 24, 2012 - The liberal speech police would be all over Carlin today. How did the liberals become worse than the religious conservatives when it comes to free speech?

Fatstratmatt96 Says:

Apr 10, 2012 - I'm an American and I approve this comment! XD Too true, man! Too god damn true.

jimprofitsantorum Says:

Apr 14, 2012 - Every adult I've ever met that still rides a bike was either: a loser, a flake, a druggie, or some combination of the three.

jhvu74 Says:

May 3, 2012 - I love riding bikes and I love George Carlin. He's told thousands of jokes so chances are you're in a group whom he's mocked. Most bike-haters are the kind of bad drivers with rage issues that Carlin has also made fun of as well.

jhvu74 Says:

May 3, 2012 - You should see what Carlin says about religion and religious conservatives. Bet you won't be crowing then.

grindupBaker Says:

May 20, 2012 - Carlin would like me, I don't waste my fucking time with hand signals

grindupBaker Says:

May 20, 2012 - Hang on. I see he's dead. Well, we all have our problems.