New Apple Friend Bar Gives Customers Someone To Talk At About Mac Products

arobbie1997 Says:

Mar 31, 2012 - i have full ride to Stanford University, I'm not stupid lol

tyber32 Says:

Mar 31, 2012 - >stanfordmy god you're stupider than I thought

arobbie1997 Says:

Mar 31, 2012 - how i am stupider? i'm going to stanford in the fall?

wookiedestroyer101 Says:

Mar 31, 2012 - you are the smartiest don't listen to him!!!D: I believe in you!

123123000000 Says:

Apr 2, 2012 - lol he said stupider

haymaker710 Says:

Apr 4, 2012 - I love when the onion lampoons apple.

tyber32 Says:

Apr 6, 2012 - Stupider than Jupiter.*rimshot*

chief2487 Says:

Apr 13, 2012 - The difficulty of the ivy league courses nor the students are not significantly harder than its state equivalents. Reason why you go to ivy league schools are for the connections and the best resources. The fact that you can barely write intelligible sentences should be proof of this. When you get into the school, make sure to take good advantage of knowing others who go there and make the best use of the vast resources there. But put away that mentality of ivy leagues= higher intelligence.

arobbie1997 Says:

Apr 13, 2012 - there's this thing called jealousy and envy, you have it.

chencho013 Says:

Apr 15, 2012 - Pobres bobos ricos

fridlet Says:

Apr 19, 2012 - No.

NickyAmerica Says:

Apr 22, 2012 - Apple users are as annoying and fucking pointless as the Macs themselves.

Gangstabob716 Says:

Apr 22, 2012 - umm no its not

leon2457 Says:

Apr 22, 2012 - (It was mildly sarcastic)

AntiChristAntiFail Says:

Apr 29, 2012 - 81 people are mac users without friends to tell how the mac is better because it's image editing software is "so innovative"

MrsexyWalnutz Says:

May 5, 2012 - Go on, be a sheep and thumb up the already over thumbed top 2 comments.

bender183 Says:

May 5, 2012 - any unix based system > dot regret

IllicitFilm Says:

May 7, 2012 - Well first off, he's obviously either 14 or 15 because just looking at his username it's clear he was born in 1997. Slim chance that this teenage kid who types like a retard is getting out of high school 2 years early on a full ride to ANY college, never mind an ivy league school.

macbeasty Says:

May 7, 2012 - You are right about that...I do have a massive tool.

Scissors61l Says:

May 9, 2012 - lol i love how onion keeps making fun of apple while they also focus on laziness/obesity and ethical issues.

InsanePickle007 Says:

May 22, 2012 - that is pretty ignorant. 

InsanePickle007 Says:

May 22, 2012 - as seen on Apple.. lol

TheGuardianCore Says:

May 26, 2012 - I have a friend who is awesome, but man, he never stops talking about Steve Jobs.I keep trying to convince him Jobs died. But he just doesn't hear it over his own voice.Not even sure if he noticed that I left a week ago.

yellowklayman Says:

May 26, 2012 - "Talk at"

kingsley2146 Says:

May 28, 2012 - Macfags gonna fag