Representative Wants To Meet More Kids Online

atmatheprophet Says:

May 19, 2011 - LOL the Onion is a cesspool of geniuses. I love it.

swisscheeseMAFIA Says:

May 22, 2011 - ALSO ID LIKE TO FUCK THESE KIDS IN THE ASS

jagatech Says:

May 27, 2011 - you do know this is fake right?

Dogface276 Says:

Jun 10, 2011 - 100 viewers doesn't respect our government.

conciousness88 Says:

Jun 12, 2011 - its sarcastic

4ingP Says:

Jun 24, 2011 - They didn't really need to have that "fuck these kids in the ass" bit at the end...

Revolution2pointO Says:

Jul 1, 2011 - ooo i do. o.o

biohazird5 Says:

Jul 3, 2011 - @AlexShrugged this is a fake news broadcast do you know anything about the Onion!?

johntmang Says:

Jul 13, 2011 - People please stop thumps upping quotes, it ruins the best punchlines

Vaizorg Says:

Jul 25, 2011 - Let the record show that Representative Gelinas would like to fuck these kids in the ass.

uploaderq Says:

Aug 15, 2011 - brb church

swisscheeseMAFIA Says:

Aug 19, 2011 - HAHAHAHAH AT THE LAST LINE. FUCK YOU TIGHT ASS FAGGOTS WHO CANT LAUGH. WHO THE CRITIQUES COMEDY SKETCHES ANYWAY? YOU EITHER LAUGH OR YOU DONT.

epyonslegacy Says:

Sep 5, 2011 - i agree, the onion is usually a bit more subtle than that

Aunslaught110ihd Says:

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gamerunknown Says:

Oct 12, 2011 - I'm guessing they threw bits in the end to see how far the actor would go with it

TheYouwontgetit Says:

Nov 11, 2011 - vote yes on hr372...!

mobelso25 Says:

Feb 9, 2012 - Pokemon mystery dungeon?? Challenge accepted.

whyme943 Says:

Feb 12, 2012 - I'm not sure if this is extremely creepy or a good idea.

nateyj11 Says:

Mar 4, 2012 - Agreed. It was unnecessary.

derick1259 Says:

Mar 5, 2012 - What I don't get about pedophilia, it that surely it would be too tight. 

indecentthinking Says:

Apr 2, 2012 - Pokemon Mystery Dungeon? LOL.

Draginvry2 Says:

Apr 2, 2012 - "Preferably with a high resolution webcam."LOLAlso, the last line took me completely off guard. It's not like The Onion to be so blunt.

daveforfun22 Says:

Apr 7, 2012 - not sure the pedophile jokes are appropriate.

Petter1900 Says:

Apr 9, 2012 - must have been hard for the actor to actually say that last line :p

gagaplex Says:

May 4, 2012 - Boo, the last line wasn't necessary. It was supposed to be implied!