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Title: New Math
Added: Jun 3, 2008
Author: boburnham
Duration: 4:7
Description:
NEW TOUR FALL 2010 tickets here: http://tinyurl.com/2a3labwmy new CD, "words, words, words," is here: http://itunes.apple.com/us/album/words-words-words-deluxe-edition/id396588798three of them never before seen on the internet. the ep is called "Bo fo Sho"music and lyrics by bo burnhamwhats a pirate minus the ship? just a creative homeless guy,and an anteater plus a large hungry mutant ant? an ironic way to dieand whats domain, domain, range (xxy) a kid with too much in his pantsand two balls minus one, six titles at the tour de france.split a decision with long division, take the circumference of your circumcisionlive like your data and when you're all "set"put it all together and whatever you get.is new math...whats a bag of chips divided by five, thats a nike worker's mealand santa clause mutliplied by "i" well i guess that makes him real,and the square root of the NBA is Africa in a box,how do u trace a scatter plot? give the pencil to michael j fox.take the approximate moral proportion of the probable problem of a pro-life abortionlive like your data, and when youre all "set"put it all together and whatever you get...is new math.and if you made a factor tree of the factors that caused my girl to leave me youd have a tree...full of asian porn.C-A-L-C-U-LATOR (see you later) mathetmatical minds make industrial smog.and whats the opposite of lnx, duraflame the unnatural log.support the farmers with a pro-tractor, link kennedy and lincoln with a common factor (fact, or)live like ur data...blah blahword problemsif theres a fat guy in a pastry shop with a twenty dollar bill and he's ready to buy,in order to predict his volume change you need to know the value of pi (pie)and theres a metal train that a mile long and at the very back end a lightning bolt struck her,how long til it reaches adn kills the driver, provided that he's a good conductor,and if ten percent of men are gay and twenty percent of men are chinese, what are the odds that a men chosen at random spends his freetime and mealtime while on his kneesand if kim is half as old as bobby who is two years older then twelve year old tori,for how many more 30 day months will their threesomes be considered statutory rapecause havin sex is like quadratic expansion if it cant be split then its time to stop,and havin sex is like doing fractions, its improper for the larger one to be on top, and havin sex is like math homework, i do it best when i'm alone in my bed.and squarin numbers are just like women, if theyre under thirteen just do them in your head....and new math
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Youtube Comments: 33022
pianoprodigy987 Says:
May 23, 2012 - i got a 96% on my mid-term because of this video
DeathtoLFC Says:
May 24, 2012 - Actually the Tour de France joke is in reference to Lance Armstrong, who won the race several times despite having lost a nut to testicular cancer
teb7 Says:
May 25, 2012 - your midterm asked what the square root of the nba is?
xXD4RKxxF4ILXx Says:
May 25, 2012 - CANCER
MultiWabbits Says:
May 25, 2012 - You Just Don't Understand A Single Joke Of His,
hemmerhousemouse Says:
May 25, 2012 - Duraflame the unnatural log!! HAHAHAHAHA
MaRTiiaNN Says:
May 25, 2012 - LMAO!! He sucks for someone who can't use there brain to comprehend his lyrics and what he's saying.
pianoprodigy987 Says:
May 25, 2012 - nope :) i was ''TRYING'' to be funny lol :)
KittyDarkHeart Says:
May 25, 2012 - Omg i cant stop laughing >.<
HeyImMarty Says:
May 26, 2012 - I heard this song back in 7th grade, and I never knew half of the math problems until now, and all I can say is.. I see what you did there, sir!
blazingtornado1 Says:
May 26, 2012 - for those who dont know " i " represents an unreal number and since santa is SPOILER ALERT unreal hes saying the two multiplied make a real numbervery clever Bo very clever
FieldFist Says:
May 26, 2012 - No, the midterm asked about Asian Porn... duh!
IsadiahInDisguise Says:
May 27, 2012 - lol AWESOME. i don't know if that's the actual answer or not, but props dude. ^.^
ELACproductions Says:
May 27, 2012 - wtfpod
kambo57 Says:
May 28, 2012 - whats domain, domain, range (xxy) a kid with too much in his pantsExplain please.
PaRtAyTiMe10 Says:
May 28, 2012 - Actually since there are four 30 day months in a year so that would actually be 44, 30 day months until she is 18.
GleeGirlForever Says:
May 28, 2012 - In math, domain is possible inputs for the x value, and range is possible inputs for the y value. Every person has 23 chromosome sets, and they get an X chromosome from the mother, and the determining factor in the child's gender is the chromosome from the father (X for female, Y for male). By "XXY", he means having both male and female "stuff". Hope that helps :)
tjg0088 Says:
May 29, 2012 - on tour and he's more funny in person. Hysterical. Go see him.
randomtwilightlvr Says:
May 29, 2012 - Because math can be can sexy xDD
imabeastsoccerstar10 Says:
May 29, 2012 - xxy means you have penis and a vagina
Existingme1 Says:
May 29, 2012 - HEY CHECK OUT HIS PODCAST W/ MARC MARON IT'S REALLY ENLIGHTENING!!
batmanchick4321 Says:
May 30, 2012 - They playeed this is math a few months ago and i started sining it and everone looked at me and was like how do you know this and i simply said i love this guy <3
Hoodmuncher9 Says:
May 23, 2012 - HOW DOES THIS ONLY HAVE 8 MILLION VIEWS