NASA Tests Effects Of Space On Fat Astronaut

azuer143 Says:

Apr 19, 2011 - yup..the space twin have only aged 2 yrs..

Hyeesa Says:

May 2, 2011 - Nope, time still traverls normal for your own perception. Yeah, you mught see the end of the universe, but for you it makes no difference, you will still only live that many years as you would age normally from your own perception.

Dandeagnagnd Says:

May 5, 2011 - genius!

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atmatheprophet Says:

May 19, 2011 - LOL Jostens Ring Dealer. I think they need a Lord of the Rings parody.

The1Sherwin Says:

May 19, 2011 - HAHAHAHA HES FAT

Kadazik Says:

Jun 20, 2011 - we need people to die earlyer maybe around 65 max age or something then we kill them?we wouldent have to deal with all the burden on the society free healthcare works great without old people and so do politics without people that dont work

TERRORCAR Says:

Jun 20, 2011 - What if your wife was older than you, you would have to deal with her death. Your parents would die at a much earlier age too. Could you deal with that?

monokhem Says:

Jun 25, 2011 - cultures that tried that never made it out of the bronze age, so i think it doesn't work.

Vaffel91 Says:

Jul 19, 2011 - this 4 real? lol?

CantFeelMe Says:

Aug 10, 2011 - protective protocol engineer rofffllll

Istans93 Says:

Aug 17, 2011 - Everything you will do on a space mission will prove beneficial to future astronauts (holds laugh) lmoa

vjm3 Says:

Aug 25, 2011 - Please a fat man getting paid megabucks to do something few people in the world have done...AND eat lots of food, yet he's complaining?I don't think so. As a fat man myself being in that kind of position sounds like the ultimate dream job...other then getting paid leaving complaints on youtube videos.

UndertakerFan7695 Says:

Sep 17, 2011 - LOL do you not realize this is fake?

ScientificExploits Says:

Oct 4, 2011 - I would go up there for free and this fatty has to complain? (i know it's satire)

controlfreak494 Says:

Jan 3, 2012 - The onion......That is all.

FromHablit Says:

Jan 20, 2012 - Watch Logan's Run, then shut up.

Darty105 Says:

Feb 11, 2012 - The space twin thing:In theory it's true, but what if the light barrier is a misnomer? Perhaps Einstein was wrong? The more real one is that gravity affects time directly, so a twin at the bottom of the ocean would age quicker and be older than one in the mountains.

WorldWideWreckage Says:

Mar 29, 2012 - It's because he has his own gravity field

AnonymousComrade Says:

Apr 3, 2012 - i think a twin on the bottom of the ocean wouldn't age at all

geoog1 Says:

Apr 22, 2012 - "fat space guinea pig"

lolshark360 Says:

May 8, 2012 - I think an intravenous injection of lard would help their study.