George Carlin on MAD TV - Touched by an Atheist

Vetgo21 Says:

Feb 1, 2012 - "It looks like Ireland...without the Pipe Bombs!"fucking brilliant XD

PanicusVulgaris Says:

Feb 4, 2012 - you got a point there :)))

bakedsugarcookies Says:

Feb 4, 2012 - That makes some sense. Thanks for the input

SadisticScott Says:

Feb 4, 2012 - George Carlin = THE REAL AMAZING ATHIEST

SadisticScott Says:

Feb 4, 2012 - How Mad TV got cancelled and Saturday Night Live (which has been crap for years) is still on the air boggles my mind

SadisticScott Says:

Feb 4, 2012 - I don't think religion itself is a sham, but ORGANIZED/manmade religion sure is. To me, religion is just another word for spirituality. Organized "Religion" however has caused nothing but bigotry and hatred

gilbertgonzalezjr Says:

Feb 5, 2012 - "I don't think religion itself is a sham, but ORGANIZED/manmade religion sure is". That is a contradiction in terms, my friend. The word religion comes from the latin verbs "religios" and "religare" meaning to be tied, bound, or indebted. When Adam and Eve sinned, we were BOUND to be in a "religion". It was an OUTWARD, duteous expression of our faith. However, when Jesus came, He did away with the system, crying out, "It is done!".

gilbertgonzalezjr Says:

Feb 5, 2012 - Matthew 23 explains how we are NOT to be ANY "religion" anymore. We are to apporach the throne BOLDLY as redeemed servants and FRIENDS of God since Jesus paid the ultimate price that "religion" was waiting for. No more priests, no more sage burning, no more pennants, nothing! Galatians 2 says it this way, "if righteousness [and religious practice] could get you into Heaven, then Jesus died for nothing. God HATES "religion".

SadisticScott Says:

Feb 9, 2012 - true, but the bible was written by MEN, not God, or Jesus. Men are not infallible and neither are the men who wrote the bible. I believe in God, but the Bible is full of contradictions, and half-truths, like God creating the world in only seven days including mankind, when there were dinosaurs millions of years before men. I guess in that way, I'm somewhat agnostic, but I just can't buy the bible as God's official word when there are so many contradictions

zapikachu Says:

Feb 20, 2012 - NEVER GO FUCK YOURSELF!!!! GYAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!

TheGalinOfWorld Says:

Mar 2, 2012 - Isn't the Priest suppose to check out a preschool instead of a strip club? :p hahaha

Dalbert342 Says:

Mar 2, 2012 - Heaven is like Ireland without pipe bombs lmao

xXDISASTERPIECE934Xx Says:

Mar 6, 2012 - if atheism is a religion bald is a hair color and off is a tv channel..

DaSpoonyBard Says:

Mar 8, 2012 - I think Carlin already knows what its like to watch all of us on several billion CCTVs, in a small room..

nickbortz Says:

Mar 11, 2012 - hey its the shining time station guy!

xxmerlocxx Says:

Mar 17, 2012 - <3

MrHrchak11 Says:

Apr 7, 2012 - "He's fucking dead" What kind of a sick man fucks dead people O.o

kalvin6996 Says:

Apr 17, 2012 - LMAO did anyone else notice the conversation with the priest? Hopefully people get it, made my day!

Fluttershysderpy Says:

May 1, 2012 - LOVE,the santa claus refrence

Nadia10097 Says:

May 5, 2012 - I'm an agnostic too , but I don't plan on being one for the rest of my life (its' a confusing place to be ) . You're right , the bible was written by men that's why we shouldn't really trust it . I'm currently researching islam and trying to find out if god exists or not ,one thing I've realised is that Quran really is God's words. Or atleast that's what all muslims believe . Check out this guy "Nouman Ali Khan" he's an ex athiest and now he's a muslim and very good convincing speaker

TurquoiseCowboy Says:

May 8, 2012 - I like how easily he convinces these religious people to be atheists. I wish it were that easy in real life haha

deadshot1995 Says:

May 14, 2012 - Islam? I certainly hope not. Much too violent and sexist. And the shit about Muhammad splitting the moon and flying to heaven on a winged horse? Get fucking real.

Nadia10097 Says:

May 16, 2012 - with all due respect , what you just said is YOUR opinion about islam so that doesn't necessarily make it a FACT .Now I'm not gonna start defending islam or anything because as I mentioned earlier I'm an agnostic BUT 1 thing I know for sure is that sincere people who really want to know the truth about something would investigate themselves (read the quran THE ACTUAL SOURCE OF THE RELIGION ) not just believe what the media or other misinformed people decide it is. I'm just saying, do your HW

deadshot1995 Says:

May 16, 2012 - I've read much of the Qu'ran and while there is some deep philosophy there, but it's wrapped up in some sick, twisted stuff as well.

Wingzero5555 Says:

May 27, 2012 - he also says boo when McDonald says hey yeah. I don't here him talk again so I'm guessing they told him to shut up