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Title: Attractive Girls Union Refuses To Talk With Mike Greenman
Added: Nov 18, 2008
Author: TheOnion
Duration: 3:45
Description:
At a press conference today, the AGU announced it will not even acknowledge Mike Greenman until he begins dressing better and loses some weight.
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Youtube Comments: 1926
BrentleChaos Says:
Apr 16, 2012 - yea, so what's your point?
BrentleChaos Says:
Apr 16, 2012 - i thought it was especially funny ya fuckin' hater.
joeyandfred101 Says:
Apr 16, 2012 - WTH?
uJellie Says:
Apr 16, 2012 - Serious?
GanjaJokke Says:
Apr 17, 2012 - 2:32 isnt that a dude with the afro ?
HarukaJoge Says:
Apr 18, 2012 - 5 to 6 push ups? Whoa now! We have a badass here
therealestg9 Says:
Apr 18, 2012 - Watch out, we got a badass here!
Rappadurzen Says:
Apr 18, 2012 - I agree.
therealestg9 Says:
Apr 19, 2012 - Mr. "Osaka35" probably impresses a lot of sexy babes with his 4 incher
TENNSUMITSUMA Says:
Apr 21, 2012 - that's nice. still don't need to hear it.
AINGELPROJECT667 Says:
Apr 23, 2012 - Too bad the Union probably has a collective IQ of 56.
pinkkeith Says:
Apr 23, 2012 - Don't worry about it, Mike. The union doesn't wish to talk with me either.
kovona Says:
Apr 24, 2012 - Unfortunately, its statistically proven that attractive females and males have marginally greater intelligence than their "counterparts". Something about sexual reproduction and mate selection...:?
MrGr1mmy Says:
Apr 26, 2012 - Cool, you gonna back that up with some facts or are you just going to pull more "facts" out of your ass?
kovona Says:
Apr 26, 2012 - What's with the hostility dude? Besides, "attractiveness" can mean a lot of things.
kovona Says:
Apr 26, 2012 - Kay, found two articles on the matter. Not trying to start flame war, just sharing what I read. And even if its not true, I'll still date an attractive woman whether she's smart or dumb. Unfortunately, youtube won't let me post the links because they're jerks, but I found them on ww w.psychologytoday.c om and an article in the Daily Mail if you want to search it up.
fireicelightarrows Says:
Apr 27, 2012 - The AGU is a pretty tough group to deal with. However, I hear that the Chubby Single Mother Chainsmoker Union is very flexible.
ultimatenick37 Says:
Apr 27, 2012 - Osaka35 is probable gay or a woman.
SkatenDestroyrulz Says:
May 4, 2012 - It would be funny if this was a real story
CorazonDeLeon92 Says:
May 14, 2012 - look at the username, he's obviously only attracted to 14 year old Japanese schoolgirls.
can27511 Says:
May 17, 2012 - Demand are impossible lol
wasabi1787 Says:
May 17, 2012 - You get em virgin boy
CutieCupcakeBell Says:
May 20, 2012 - you should make your title sequence thingy shorter, because it takes the mick!!! sorry :(
NoMorThanMost Says:
May 24, 2012 - LMAO Girls telling guys how to act and dress... but don't want guys telling them ANYTHING. Sounds like 99.99999999999999 of women today.












chief2487 Says:
Apr 15, 2012 - Well you're already doing the "spending my time at home, alone trolling people through a computer screen" part. Keep at it champ, and keep falling for trolling like an idiot.