Crysis 2 - Part 18: They want me to MOUNT that thing?! (1080p and directX 11)

4thingsthatgoBOOM Says:

Sep 17, 2011 - i just subbed to ya

4thingsthatgoBOOM Says:

Sep 17, 2011 - luv the fact that he knows yet DOES NOT KNOW how to play this game

BrickOfDarkness Says:

Sep 17, 2011 - What is that song Jesse always "hums" in the elevators called?

ShaaBoozey Says:

Sep 17, 2011 - Well i know but it got boring cuz he talks about same stuff too, i better watch hes deus ex cuz atleast its funny.

Zenreload101 Says:

Sep 17, 2011 - Jesse is so bad, It hurts.

WoobooRidesAgain Says:

Sep 18, 2011 - "Dude! He just took my gun!""Well, he took my dog-tags.""Whoop-de-fuckin'-do, buddy. What if I gotta' kill somebody?""What if I get shot and I need a blood transfusion? Nobody is gonna' know my type!""Well, what if I--""Well, what if I strangle you with -your- dog tags and beat you to death with the butt of -your- gun? Would that make you girls happy?""...No, sarge...but I better get my gun back..."

ipwntyouinWoW Says:

Sep 18, 2011 - Marines ftw! >.>

Wolfman6999 Says:

Sep 21, 2011 - Hey Jesse, you always assume that the aliens are all friends, but I bet some of them hate each other, just like any other group. I always imagine the aliens are saying "Oh my god, you just killed Frank! Thank-you so much, that guy makes horrible about my hometown of Zel-torbba-zorrilickkila. I will order my men to cease- DID YOU JUST FUCKING SHOOT ME!?"

sevless Says:

Sep 21, 2011 - jessie do you watch the nostalgia critic just curious?

DominikAvecUnK Says:

Sep 23, 2011 - there is no alcatraz...only zuuuuuul!

DonOfTheInternet Says:

Sep 24, 2011 - Aaaand "Choking a squid head" is on urbandicitonary . com.Not because of me, though :P

flaminyouthguitar Says:

Oct 3, 2011 - Hilarious

yomama130psn Says:

Oct 5, 2011 - this is funny

Sintakhra Says:

Oct 8, 2011 - Whatever happened to "Noone gets left behind"? Leaving behind civvies to die, and then saying if you're late to the evac, you're left behiind.

iliachulsky Says:

Oct 12, 2011 - 19 videos in and he STILL didn't figure he can press E to tag those tactical points. XD

TheSarcasticChicken2 Says:

Oct 14, 2011 - for gods sake jessy. its now on urban dictionary.choking a squid head (verb) 1. To strangle an alien, specifically of cephalopoid morphology. 2. To choke an alien while wearing mechanically enhanced combat armor. 3. To give a series of handjobs in a relatively short amount of time. 4.John's such a badass marine, I wouldn't be surprised to see him choking a squid head or two when we get to Mars. You can usually find Cheryl choking a squid head in the apartment around the block.

MrLinty2 Says:

Oct 23, 2011 - Hmm, an alien grenade launcher. I'm gonna NOT pick it up to kill the alien tank.

SasukesBro11 Says:

Nov 13, 2011 - 26:26 Isn't it just ironic that the sign says "INVASION" on it? :P

DarthZ01 Says:

Jan 7, 2012 - With the video title, for a game about tentacled aliens, I expect japanese schoolgirls.

CrystalKabuto Says:

Jan 11, 2012 - "There is no Alcatraz...only Zuuuuuul!" <<< xD I nearly chocked on my food.

lucuslobo Says:

Jan 30, 2012 - wait so even after an alian invasion chiness take outs are still open?

Killingglorie Says:

Mar 11, 2012 - I CHOCKE MY SQUID HEAD EVERY MORNING

taothewanderer Says:

Apr 9, 2012 - i really hate fighting those mechanical giant aliens...such a royal pain T_T

Technogirlfreak95 Says:

Apr 14, 2012 - i like your vids man but you suck at this shit =p

zach50505050 Says:

Apr 26, 2012 - if you look closely at the Grendel it says USA Army but he's a Marine..... it doesn't make sense