Funniest answering machine message ever!

WhateverNWhatNot Says:

Nov 8, 2011 - This guy should narrate everything from sports, to movies, to casual acquaintances...EVERYTHING!

SagaciousSilence Says:

Nov 10, 2011 - I want to wake up to his laugh every day! LOLOLOL

nrthrndncr Says:

Nov 16, 2011 - Real! Cant type through the laughing tears & aching sides.

LilyHarnish Says:

Dec 13, 2011 - omg REAL i lost it i wish i were this guys friend i would llove to wake up and have thsi to wake up to lol omg i love it

Moose82690 Says:

Dec 13, 2011 - U would not always hear a screech or anything. He said its raining so windows are up and plus it sounds like it could have been low speed at an intersection, so not much to tire screech or crunch. Also if you dont remain calm seeing an accident then I guess your not the one calling 911? Im a firefighter and the only time I'm not calm is when I find an accident before they dispatch it and someone is in bad shape, Im not calm but maintain composure. If no ones hurt why not be calm?

godricrandom Says:

Dec 16, 2011 - lmfao! hahaha so funny x3 old woman scare me now

lilixxx1000 Says:

Dec 17, 2011 - be nice if i could actually understand what he was saying

SerenityFL Says:

Dec 25, 2011 - Fake. But his laugh is severely contagious.

Aintskeered771 Says:

Dec 25, 2011 - lame

NineballChris Says:

Jan 8, 2012 - She hit him in the head with the Bible!!!!! She raised the bible above her head and just beamed the guy! LOL Too good lol.

CursedFingers Says:

Jan 18, 2012 - its an umbrella..not a bible

dkamouflage Says:

Jan 27, 2012 - And they never ONCE exchanged insurance information? How irresponsible.XDDDDDD

marca733 Says:

Feb 5, 2012 - I laugh at his laugh

BoricuaGurL143 Says:

Feb 27, 2012 - I am in love with his laugh lol

spawnsrevenge Says:

Mar 2, 2012 - fake

knl161125 Says:

Mar 5, 2012 - .....he reminds me of my boyfriends dad....lmfao

Glendaalvarezz Says:

Mar 14, 2012 - lmao i memba this xD those ladys were crazy i was scared i thought dem ladies were gonna get out a gun and shoot dat guy afata one of them got da bible on him!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 i was screaming and laughing at da same time xD lma ## memorys <3

wsprice2006 Says:

Mar 26, 2012 - 911 no wait i gotta tell my friend first

CR1SC0125 Says:

Mar 30, 2012 - Hahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahah thats my Grammy I teach her well

Onewingedangel1000 Says:

Mar 31, 2012 - aw i love his laugh

babycakes1914 Says:

Apr 9, 2012 - his laugh is so funni

BlackOpsPrincess101 Says:

Apr 11, 2012 - LOL the laugh is hilarious!!!

93afunk Says:

Apr 25, 2012 - I wish my friends left me messages like this....

nhrafan94 Says:

May 2, 2012 - This voicemail = AWESOME!!

ShaundaC2 Says:

May 7, 2012 - I loved this..it was so funny! I love his laugh...omgosh! so funny!