All Online Data Lost After Internet Crash

xGetSmartx Says:

Mar 20, 2012 - Lol the internet can never crash, servers are too powerful, lol omg.... This network is embarrassing.

marlito166 Says:

Mar 21, 2012 - r u joking? if ur not this is a satire just in case u dont no

hoshineworld Says:

Mar 21, 2012 - Lol all this shit could aprox use 5 mbit.. xD To crash the internet, all ISP need to crash, and to do this you need to use minimum 3.434.352.543.255.245.643.253.356 GBIT!! For at least 5 hours, but still nice one union network news :P

xynth101088 Says:

Mar 23, 2012 - "By "dominion", I meant the human race is entitled to rule over and use all other living things." Says who? Your almighty god that only seems to be able to communicate through a 2000+ year old book that was rewritten numerous times and was originally written by ignorant desert nomads that were less moral than some of the worst criminals today?Cause if so, I call bull shit. Maybe you should do some research for yourself instead of only listening to what your pastor and parents tell you.

Zorro9129 Says:

Mar 23, 2012 - Even an athiest should recognize that the human race's superior intelligence entitles us to be the protectors and tenders of all the earth. No matter what your beliefs, I have absolutely no idea how you could disagree with that. I assumed that the religious argument here would (finally) have died out by now. I shall not respond to any more comments on this video.

xynth101088 Says:

Mar 23, 2012 - No, intelligence is just what makes us different. Using that and saying it makes us superior is just dumb. By that logic a cheetah is the most superior creature because it is the fastest land animal, or a blue whale is superior because it's the biggest sea creature. Being smart does not give us the right to do whatever we want with the other life on the planet. They are just as important as we are and in some cases more important because some keep life as we know it from ending. IE bees for 1.

EvilJirachi Says:

Mar 24, 2012 - beautiful comment

KieCuster Says:

Mar 28, 2012 - He wasn't watching porn during this crash? This doesn't sound believable...

snufleufugus Says:

Apr 1, 2012 - Then how am I watch video?

UnitedsWorld Says:

Apr 14, 2012 - is this for really ??

mindfish21 Says:

Apr 25, 2012 - You sir, are an idiot.

TLTShay Says:

Apr 26, 2012 - I-D 10 T Error! Lol. I watch Onion vids and read the comments just to see how many retards think it's real. :P

MrMihrr Says:

May 2, 2012 - It's about taking the right, not about being given it. At all times in nature has the strongest animal taken the 'right' to dominate other species. In human history the strongest will has been capable of forcing/convincing his views upon others and made it 'right'. He says we have the right do dominate the world, you say we don't. You are both right, and you are both wrong. there is no truth just subjective meanings, and the strength to impose them on others.

MrMihrr Says:

May 2, 2012 - It's about taking the right, not about being given it. At all times in nature has the strongest animal taken the 'right' to dominate other species. In human history the strongest will has been capable of forcing/convincing his views upon others and made it 'right'. You say we have the right do dominate the world, he says we don't. You are both right, and you are both wrong. there is no truth just subjective opinions, and the strength to impose them on others

xynth101088 Says:

May 2, 2012 - I don't think you really understood what I was getting at or what he was saying.

SDCParrot Says:

May 7, 2012 - Teenage boys everywhere will be relieved by this data loss.

crysis860 Says:

May 11, 2012 - i live 20 minutes from this fucker..i'll go beat him up

Hannah Johnson Says:

May 12, 2012 - Haha, people these days are so gullible

Yeeeooo000 Says:

May 22, 2012 - the onion network?? lol hahaha you idiot

InsanePickle007 Says:

May 25, 2012 - You are wrong bro, just give up

InsanePickle007 Says:

May 25, 2012 - also god and jesus hate you.

Zorro9129 Says:

May 25, 2012 - What? For defending His teachings?

Zorro9129 Says:

May 25, 2012 - I would rather die.

InsanePickle007 Says:

May 25, 2012 - Rather die than what? If you die God won't take you. Nobody cares about you. You are meaningless, just like the rest of us. Nothing special about you.

Zorro9129 Says:

May 26, 2012 - Keep on trolling me. Maybe in a few years you might make a small dent. Each of us is special.