Ellen's 3rd TBS Special [Part 6 of 9]

iMPERiOUS Says:

Mar 28, 2010 - actually.. compared to most standup comedians, he reuses very little of his material. maybe 3-4 jokes in a 7-10 minute routine being reused is REALLY good.you should see some of these other comedians out there. they reuse their entire routine on every single show..but anyway, yes he is indeed very awesome and very witty :)

Shokeybutsi Says:

Mar 31, 2010 - @cinephilist roe vs. wade - a famous supreme court abortion case

powerxuexin Says:

Apr 10, 2010 - you gotta think about his joke.... you may not get it at first, but it would be extremely hilarious when you get it eventually... Nice boy and he never speaks any f*** word and porno jokes... very unique

0001kd Says:

Apr 13, 2010 - That peach was on fire!

vanderley3 Says:

May 26, 2010 - INSTANT FAN

spideruuu Says:

May 31, 2010 - He has a phd in micro biology, and has a regular job as a cancer researcher.

blue30587 Says:

Jun 24, 2010 - @qualityfruits CelineDion is right. There is a famous rap song by Puff Daddy called "It's all about the Benjamins." In context the word "Benjamins" means $100 bills, because Franklin's face is on the $100 bill. The joke assumes that convenience store robbers are thuggish fans of hip-hop who steal because to them, it's all about the Benjamins.

co0LAide Says:

Jun 28, 2010 - don't you notice a lot of stores don't allow $100( benjamin franklin ) because most of them are usually fake!!

co0LAide Says:

Jun 29, 2010 - @cinephilist roe vs wade , two ways to come in america ( a dead baby or alive )

co0LAide Says:

Jun 29, 2010 - @joy2000cyber "if loving you is wong I don't wanna be right"!

footielocker Says:

Jul 12, 2010 - @jlui21 in joe's defense. this act was the same as his other one on ellen's show was because he was suppose to  do that.

iMPERiOUS Says:

Jul 13, 2010 - @qualityfruits you're confusing it, they're both questionswong: "whos benjamin franklin?"wong: "[what is] the reason our convenience stores get robbed?"then he goes on to make a joke that the second amendment is the reason the stores get robbed (right to bear arms).

LordDeren85 Says:

Jul 18, 2010 - Funny motherfucker

h0twaffles2go Says:

Jul 20, 2010 - @joy2000cyber IF LOVING YOU IS WONG I DONT WANNA BE RIGHT

anniala Says:

Aug 3, 2010 - Oh Joe. I'm just waiting for the day for you to mock the meaning of your name in English (黃西 == Huang Xi == West YELLOW). You'll do it beautifully. :D

panphyuphyu Says:

Oct 8, 2010 - you'd think he's an average joe and he may wanna make us think this way but he went to rice university!

gt198gtr Says:

Oct 10, 2010 - @luvuj4ever Agreed. It's so easy to use race as material. But coming up with something unique takes more talent.

misake90 Says:

Oct 15, 2010 - lol! it took him 2 yrs 2 understan wat was written on d bumper stickers! rofl!

fascista Says:

Oct 23, 2010 - the ladies love him

cuirio123 Says:

Oct 28, 2010 - @qualityfruits wait, I thought he meant his convenience stores got robbed because Benjamin Franklin gave freedom of arms or something. At least that's what I think

TheJason999s Says:

Nov 7, 2010 - @qualityfruits because benjamin franklin's face is on the 100 dollar bill, so for some people instead of saying a 100 dollar bill they say benjamin, same thing goes for lincoln and other dollar bills. also people tend to go for benjamins(100 dollar bills)more than any other type of paper dollars because its worth more . You're not gonna go rob 100 one dollar bills from a store you, you take 100 benjamins from a store.

milindnjoshi Says:

Nov 10, 2010 - two illegal makes one legal!!! hillarious! 

agenthelios1 Says:

Mar 24, 2011 - Joe= funniest damn comedian today....makes me cry laughing!

JKid6698 Says:

Oct 21, 2011 - CAn someone please explain the 'I'm Irish joke"?

dabruin2 Says:

Jan 26, 2012 - Smart.