2011 Top Story: Navy SEALS Discover Bin Laden Gained 300 Pounds

5p4cem4n Says:

Jan 29, 2012 - @itachi155 AND @illuminatisosChill, The Onion is for a laugh and good times. Argue on a Fox News vid instead.

NewVahan2011 Says:

Jan 29, 2012 - too funny

DoubleAssClown Says:

Jan 29, 2012 - Yet another dumb ass foreigner that thinks because they are from another country they are smarter than us, Jesus you're fucking pathetic.

JTMondal Says:

Jan 29, 2012 - @FifaEpitome What are you french?

DsOwAn Says:

Jan 30, 2012 - Sarcasm is communicated through pitch of voice and body language could be why no one got it.

AdmiralBetas Says:

Jan 30, 2012 - 0:27 "Oh sh-"

SIPEROTH Says:

Jan 30, 2012 - Yet i got it immediately. So ether you people are idiots or am a genius and didn't know about it. For some reason am leaning for the first despite how flattered i will be if it was the second.

DsOwAn Says:

Jan 30, 2012 - Well I never said anything to the fact of whether I got it or not I was explaining how sarcasm is communicated, and how some people might not get it.

kahluaAPX Says:

Jan 31, 2012 - This panel gets me every single time lol

zildjianuo7 Says:

Jan 31, 2012 - Break up your English a little more and maybe people will believe you aren't really a troll.

pdldude Says:

Jan 31, 2012 - @FifaEpitome just cause onion news said soccer is gay.

daspoooop Says:

Feb 2, 2012 - don't mind him he's irish, the stupidest bunch of fuckwits you'll probably ever come across. Especially when you consider the fact that not too long ago these fuckwits were fighting the british and using terrorist tactics to obtain their goals. His comment would be rather ironic but it isn't because he's just so totally stupid, genetically and geographically.

puravida1024 Says:

Feb 2, 2012 - Wow dude, what the fuck? Not every Irishman is part of the IRA. Besides, Britain wasn't so perfect in their treatment of Ireland either.

NickyAmerica Says:

Feb 2, 2012 - "Look at that fatty" did it for me.

historypoliticsbb Says:

Feb 3, 2012 - Bin Laden says he wasn't behind attacks, September 16, 2001, CNNarticles.cnn. com/2001-09-16/us/inv.binladen­­.denial_1_bin-laden-taliban-s­u­preme-leader-mullah-mohammed­-o­mar?_s=PM:USReport: Bin Laden Already Dead, December 26, 2001, FoxNews.comfoxnews. com/story/0,2933,41576,00.html

daspoooop Says:

Feb 3, 2012 - and not every muslim is a terrorist, i was generalizing because i can and i was right and btw im from australia and non muslim.

earlyAMbirds Says:

Feb 7, 2012 - "We're gonna kill you.."

DeusMalleus Says:

Feb 7, 2012 - Thats not Osama, thats the original character Blosama!

TheAudiophile81 Says:

Feb 11, 2012 - Bull shit all over

HataKare Says:

Feb 22, 2012 - 1:09 to End, wow so true.

sk8rsroc Says:

Feb 26, 2012 - id fuck brooke.

W4RLoL87 Says:

Mar 27, 2012 - That end bit was hilarious!! XD

asteroidrules Says:

Apr 3, 2012 - The two top comments are literally the same.