Incredibly Sexy Firefighter Tragically Dies In Steamy Blaze

footerest78 Says:

Feb 13, 2012 - Please enter your text [0:37]. The suspense is killing me.

TheJelleeBaybiiee Says:

Feb 14, 2012 - his shirtless ghost will always be with me ... LMAO

canufi Says:

Feb 19, 2012 - who are these people in the video that the onion interviews like the girl in the show and the man with gray hair at the fire department? Does the onion pay these people as actors or are they volunteering for onion for free? LOL. They seem to get a lot of different people on their show, more than usual sit coms have.

superj54 Says:

Feb 21, 2012 - ..He was 35 years old, with 4% body fat, and a 42 inch ches...hahaha

klee6795 Says:

Feb 21, 2012 - How do they not laugh? Hahaha xD

101PageJimmy Says:

Mar 2, 2012 - Totally agree, the media just brainwashes people, every single one.

JamalSRHS Says:

Mar 5, 2012 - People this is fake it's made by TheOnion the people who make funny fake news checkbout their channel some of tge stories are obviously fake

Braleven Says:

Mar 6, 2012 - Enter your text here.

Archaik85 Says:

Mar 6, 2012 - "flexing with the angles" haha!

hichief Says:

Mar 9, 2012 - I'm so sorry for your loss Elizabeth, your husband was incredibly sexy.

MEareCAT Says:

Mar 14, 2012 - HOT 

cheap3shotproduction Says:

Mar 19, 2012 - How can you say this is fake?The Onion has been a trusted news source for years now.You disgust me.

xnotoriousss Says:

Mar 19, 2012 - Enter you text here.

erockbaby3000 Says:

Mar 20, 2012 - I know right some people just don't understand just how trusted the onion news really is

tremirame Says:

Mar 24, 2012 - RIPed

venomey666 Says:

Mar 26, 2012 - This incredibly gorgeous and brave man dies in an incredibly sexy and heroic way and you claim it's fake! Shame on you.

speedsurfer123 Says:

Apr 8, 2012 - yeah

NinjaShade123 Says:

Apr 8, 2012 - "I'm so sorry for your loss, Elizabeth. Your husband was incredibly sexy." lol

HarukaJoge Says:

Apr 19, 2012 - Damn it!Why not Glenn Beck?!

asteroidrules Says:

Apr 20, 2012 - Technically speaking there is strong evidence to suggest Shakespear genuinely WAS bi or homosexual.

cyborganic99 Says:

Apr 24, 2012 - Statistics consistantly show that viewers of the onion are generally more informed than viewers of FOX news.

a10fjet Says:

May 2, 2012 - enter your text here

devourerofbabies Says:

May 15, 2012 - Thumbs up if you came here for the thumbnail.

Michellelee977 Says:

May 19, 2012 - FOR THE LOVE OF GOD SOMEONE KILL THAT GODDAMN VITAMIN WATER COMMERCIAL

rarejem48 Says:

May 21, 2012 - You cant kill it like much like Fred phelps and my constant attempts at killing him damn you no Internet connection