George Carlin- "Everyday Expressions"

TheLegoman2852 Says:

Apr 25, 2012 - HING FLAK NERBY DERRRRRRRRRRRR

SuperSeriouSam Says:

Apr 27, 2012 - 26... And not because im still a virgin ! Unless that counts has 27.

shod3 Says:

Apr 27, 2012 - TOOBS!

Rodut92 Says:

Apr 28, 2012 - i was more than happy after watching this video :D

Berbecuman Says:

Apr 29, 2012 - 32 people don't know where to stick it now...

bprice144 Says:

Apr 30, 2012 - If u died today, would u go to heaven?/watch?v=FN60WcRSNUk

ewu2030 Says:

Apr 30, 2012 - joey had his own words. he used to call them "french"

flyingsoundmachine Says:

Apr 30, 2012 - "Nic flac blarny quando flern!" XDI've seen all 14 of Carlin's HBO specials, but I've never seen this one. A real treat.

TheEpochWin Says:

May 4, 2012 - "One country, one tube"New national motto??

twltovgods1 Says:

May 4, 2012 - it's funny some of the things he changed to make it more tv friendly, like instead of the"big picture book of sexual positions" it was originally "the gentleman's guide to the golden age of blow jobs"

twltovgods1 Says:

May 4, 2012 - hahahaha what, is there going to be a little quiz? is it multiple choice? if i don't know the answers and i just select "C" every time will i have a better chance of entering heaven?

AJphillyy Says:

May 6, 2012 - Italian American accent

jeanholding1 Says:

May 8, 2012 - THIS VIDEO IS GOING VIRAL!!!watch?v=VRx4EXlBqwIFREEDOM - 2012PASS IT ON xxx

SuperOnlineCinema Says:

May 8, 2012 - Irish American....

HateToWin Says:

May 10, 2012 - no, i would go in the ground

Encom7 Says:

May 22, 2012 - This proves that he didn't have to swear to be funny.

Bonez0r Says:

May 23, 2012 - I found it less funny that the version i know."Maybe he's at home watching tv"or"Maybe he's at home banging the babysitter"That last one just has that little bit extra punch. This version just sounds like self-censorship, and to me, George Carlin was always about freedom, especially freedom in language, no restrictions.

Encom7 Says:

May 24, 2012 - He's a master with swear words but this was still very funny. He was always funny but his routines seemed to get so hatefilled and bitter in the final years of his life.

sidhunp Says:

May 24, 2012 - transctribe audio... fuckin hilarious!

thenormanator1 Says:

May 24, 2012 - except me

Chantzehao Says:

May 26, 2012 - Older people seem to have very strong opinions and complaints about things, I think it is pretty understandable that George felt the same way. I mean, after all, he was an old-fuck.

Bonez0r Says:

May 27, 2012 - Definitely agree on that, the anger and bitterness in his final years always made me sad. It was like he saw that the things he ranted about were still getting worse over time and maybe he had hoped that his influence would have changed things for the better a little, even though he always claimed that changing the world wasn't his intention. Still, he's one of my heroes :)

Encom7 Says:

May 27, 2012 - He didn't do his "near miss" airplane thing. "It's not a near miss, that's a near HIT!" When two planes actually hit each other than you can say..."Look they nearly missed."

Peperts Agresibo Says:

May 27, 2012 - carlin's common sense is like einstein's intelligence

painbringsgain Says:

May 28, 2012 - How could anyone possibly hit the dislike button? I'll assume they clicked the wrong one on accident.This is humor at its finest!