Oblivion - 15,000 Watermelons: Delivery for Ocato

emmyrenny Says:

Feb 20, 2012 - I think you might have, juuuust might have killed him...

CordingBEANBOI Says:

Feb 22, 2012 - it is raining melons lol

onokaoonokao Says:

Feb 27, 2012 - imagine how cool it will be when games reach a level where ocato would say to you "What the fuck's with this all these watermelons?" when you approached him to talk

MoosonDaBest Says:

Feb 27, 2012 - The one guy sitting their thinking MMMMM Dinner

MattOnline010 Says:

Mar 1, 2012 - Best way to assassinate a chancellor..

HomoErectus1994 Says:

Mar 2, 2012 - You've just made every redguard in tamriel extremely happy.

HaTeR545F76U6672C72K Says:

Mar 5, 2012 - The Redguard in The Arena is happy!

aJerseyThing Says:

Mar 5, 2012 - thanks for being original bro

LonelySpycrab Says:

Mar 8, 2012 - 2:25Ocato: "I regret nothiiiiiiing!" *engulfed by plague of melons*

aintpro Says:

Mar 8, 2012 - it's....beautiful...

MaliksLP Says:

Mar 10, 2012 - How does it work?

MarioSuperSaiyan4 Says:

Mar 10, 2012 - Yay!!!

bjrdelaney Says:

Mar 11, 2012 - I got 14997 melons... gotta recount

vwolfpackclubv Says:

Mar 14, 2012 - Really? I thought everyone got the ipotato by now...

Mokusei Says:

Mar 16, 2012 - i think you need to leave.

OverNineThousandths Says:

Mar 20, 2012 - watch out for the redguards

ClanUltimates Says:

Mar 20, 2012 - Well we can be sure of one thing... The Palace guards don't like watermelons.

ClanUltimates Says:

Mar 20, 2012 - Instead of wheres waldo it's "Where the fuck is ocato?"

LifesShortENjoy Says:

Mar 24, 2012 - lol thats awesome, how you survived the fall though my bro and i cant figure out lol

Calmminded94 Says:

Apr 10, 2012 - Imperial messenger: Chancellor Ocato! Chancellor Ocato! (runs in to the palace where a guard is standing, eating a watermelon) I need to speak to Chancellor Ocato. The city is under attack!Guard: Ok (Walks over to the watermelon pile and starts digging)Messenger: What are you doing?!Guard: I'm going to get the Chancellor out of all these fruits he ordered. I told him to check the number of melons before ordering.

arossg79 Says:

May 6, 2012 - You should have spawned a throne on top of the pile.

foojuice101 Says:

May 7, 2012 - And that day, all of the Redguards rejoiced...

Tyler Mattson Says:

May 19, 2012 - 1:46 DELIVEREY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ThwockFace Says:

May 19, 2012 - This is any redguards dream... unless you change his complexion to non-nigger in the beginning of the game, that is.