Male elephant seals defend territory - David Attenborough - BBC wildlife

Gooknukem Says:

Oct 15, 2011 - LOL

BritishRailways60163 Says:

Oct 31, 2011 - 2:52 MOVE IT!!

zoghbiandrew97 Says:

Nov 6, 2011 - at 4:37 they're not fighting, they're hooking up!!!

simondwainman Says:

Nov 6, 2011 - It would be hard trying to fight with your mouth

sgtsnakeeyes11 Says:

Nov 17, 2011 - they're like worms but are big fat blobs

rocketsurgerydance Says:

Nov 22, 2011 - 2:56 you mad brah?

ZeppelinFloydRoses Says:

Dec 6, 2011 - 2:49 Emile Heskey coming to fuck shit up.

StarshipPoopers1 Says:

Dec 20, 2011 - I saw these in California. Such useless creatures but so awesome simultaneously. They just lay there and have sex and crush their babies during fighting.

jamesaellis Says:

Dec 28, 2011 - Gosh...

tpuemats Says:

Dec 28, 2011 - 1:30 "Dr. Attenbourgh! Dr. Attenborough! I love your BBC documentaNO PLEASE PUT THE STICK DOWN NO WHY"

WatiTheChef Says:

Jan 2, 2012 - Attenbourgh was willing to fight for all those fat ass seal women.

Regnberg Says:

Jan 3, 2012 - 4:40 They're not fighting, they're kissing! He's secretly gay, but ashamed of it as it is not yet acceptable in Elephant Seal culture, so he overcompensates with his harem.

kitkatomglol Says:

Jan 4, 2012 - Elephant seals can be gay you know.

TheAnimeStop Says:

Feb 5, 2012 - Losing Seal: "Fuck it dude, I'm tired! Keep the bitch!"

ry20thow Says:

Feb 9, 2012 - This will be the majority of humans in a few years. I mean I see elephant seals everyday. It is only a matter of time.

emilyandthesea Says:

Feb 13, 2012 - They look like obese Orcs.

FanboysSuck343 Says:

Feb 28, 2012 - 2:32 "OMG STOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP!!!!!!"

NanoPlaeng Says:

Mar 5, 2012 - Best thing i've ever seen XD

DawnShadowWarrior Says:

Mar 26, 2012 - ...I think Happy Feet was just a tad bit off...

jarxofxdirt Says:

Mar 29, 2012 - 4:40 - 5:06 that was the most awkward make out session i have ever seen

MrBigjoe437 Says:

Apr 22, 2012 - 100 women seals what a guy

melo15813 Says:

Apr 24, 2012 - How fast can these things move? Can a person outrun one?

calmreason Says:

May 2, 2012 - Something tells me that the Beach Master doesn't bother with valentines or aniversaries. But then, that sneaky rapist didn't seem to stand on ceremony, either!

litojonny Says:

May 24, 2012 - 1:28 LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

Izayoiaki24 Says:

May 27, 2012 - The largest and pimpingest species of Carnivora. Seriously, 50 Cent can talk about pimping when he protects his hundred women from Ja Rule with his teeth.