George Carlin - Saving the Planet

sexyloser Says:

May 24, 2012 - There's microorganisms and insects that can survive nuclear radiation.The new life that evolves from those creatures will be immune to that radiation.Like he said, the Earth (and life) will be fine. We won't.

BlaccEagle Says:

May 24, 2012 - Not only is his choices of words and the way he phrases his sentences perfect, but his body language is also of worldclass. A true legend

perious931 Says:

May 25, 2012 - Hm... What to do...? I have a small dick and I live with my mom, so I'm gonna go ahead and nitpick at the world's greatest comedian's routine. Now people will notice me. :) Ooh, I'll even pick out a really obvious thing that he obviously knew about. Now I look like a genius!

MsDieerdbeere Says:

May 25, 2012 - He's a bit arrogant, but he doesn't care. He's a great comediant and speaks only the truth.

1776freedomordie Says:

May 25, 2012 - I think you misspelled Fucked 

tripillthreat Says:

May 25, 2012 - Holy shit. This is the first time I've ever disagreed with George Carlin. Extinction is what nature does? Well, yes, but nature "does" fires, too. Does that mean we shouldn't fight fires?Brilliant, brilliant man. I guess it's somehow comforting to know even *he* wasn't perfect.

cragmac1000 Says:

May 26, 2012 - I find it funny that you listen to Carlin's comedy and then proceed to the predictable small dick personal attack on me, now you look like a complete and total moron. That's one of the most predictable personal attacks from someone with little to no intelligence or ability to understand the nuances of comedy.

IIICRYSTALMETHODIII Says:

May 26, 2012 - This guy is still my fucking hero...

WheresTheOrchestra Says:

May 26, 2012 - His ideas are very dated and backwards. Comedians talking about scientific ideas. Now THAT'S a joke.

mohamed16071991 Says:

May 26, 2012 - u have 2 be well educated to have a logical think .this guy Carlin George says the truth more than can any of u fool people can imagine ....we still have the time to rebuilt opinions base on truth with out any mind control from US government ...... thanks 2 u Mr : George Carlin 

IronJackalTw Says:

May 27, 2012 - ai24980,"Saving animals"Ever heard of SARCASM? Ever flip a COIN with HEAD & TAIL 4 Phony CHOICES? Sometimes, U must realized that it is still same COIN of FULL OF SHIT regardless of which SIDES that U get!! {roll my eyes}SEARCH & READ "Half Full, Half empty... I think this is piss."WHITE LIBERAL R just a bunch of WHITE RACISTS & OPENLY QUEERS anyhow! Too bad that HIV/AIDS don't kill them (Ted Haggard & Rush Limbaugh INCLUDED) fast enough.... haha! He is telling TRUTH!! >=P

IronJackalTw Says:

May 27, 2012 - ai24980,"You need to read more books."I'm HeteroSexual TAIWANESE, & I don't read FICTION!! >=PBesides, BOOKS R usually SECOND-HAND EXPERIENCE of someone else (JUNK or not depending on AUTHOR)! Take BIBLE! That's WORK OF FICTION! Only BOOKS that had been USEFUL would be those recording in SCIENTIFIC METHOD with EMPIRICAL DATA that can be EXPERIMENT again & again with EXACT SAME RESULTS!! ;-)Anyhow, George Carlin tells TRUTH about SUPERFICIAL PEOPLE in a FUNNY & SARCASTIC WAY!! >=)

therealCamoron Says:

May 28, 2012 - He isn't saying the planet won't be damaged by humans, he's saying it will inevitably correct itself anyways, and that it's US who will be screwed, not the planet.

TheArliunius Says:

May 28, 2012 - Poke holes in "logic"Make it funny???Profit!

23rock3 Says:

May 28, 2012 - Mankind is at a crossroads. Too long have we periled each other and our Earth. Generations before us fell to ignorance, overrun by the promises of tomorrow. Today's world is the product of unnecessary separation brought about by superficial incentives. It is up to current and subsequent to change this. Only the unifying truth of life can stop the war, the destruction, and the greed. Search for "Truth Contest" in Google and click the 1st result, then click "The Present" to open it.

1thumpy Says:

May 28, 2012 - A true modern day prophet... Damn Carlin you are soooo right

davidelmejor5 Says:

May 29, 2012 - we have to save endangered species because we are the cause of the extintion of this species. And biodiversity is good for the ecosistem and for us. it s not arrogance

swinetimetodine69 Says:

May 29, 2012 - You tell 'em-George! :)

madness7565 Says:

May 29, 2012 - I believe he just made an aids joke..

johnsh3r Says:

May 29, 2012 - R I P , we miss you

CelestialEmbodiment Says:

May 29, 2012 - "My first sexual encounter involving penetration was in junior high school with a college freshman. I didn't know left from right. He showed me how. I've never considered myself bisexual but, this is passé: I have enjoyed the comfort of men from time to time, even during my marriage with Brenda..." Fr. p. 218 of "Last Words" by George Carlin, paperback, 320 pages (I.S.B.N.-10: 1439191107), published by Free Press, reprint ed. (11-2-2010)

bprice144 Says:

May 29, 2012 - Atheism Is Funny.youtube /watch?v=F6IXhXmpg5k