Billy Connolly tells the BEST joke EVER!

paddyroche2 Says:

May 27, 2012 - Then what fucking reply do you want??If you don't like something, then why watch it?Just fuck off

TheLayneMeyer Says:

May 27, 2012 - this is older than this guy's jokes.

TheZankor Says:

May 27, 2012 - i didnt, i'm giving it reply 2018...

TheLayneMeyer Says:

May 27, 2012 - You got AIDS in 2015, how's that workin out for ya?

Nonex44 Says:

May 27, 2012 - Ironic how he's talking about Dwarfs and he is playing one in The Hobbit.

NexisFilms Says:

May 28, 2012 - No way !!...

NexisFilms Says:

May 28, 2012 - How the fuck ??! 

Cheekalob Says:

May 28, 2012 - lol pause it at 1:59, how the hell does Billy remain upright at that angle?? He looks like an airborn skier!

RosaEveningstar Says:

May 28, 2012 - Dwarves and Snow White are an old joke. "I hit a car this morning, and the guy in the other car was a dwarf. And he comes out of the car and yells at me, and he says 'I am NOT HAPPY!'So I say, "Well...which one are you, then?"See?

Ultranothing Says:

May 28, 2012 - It was alright...just alright...

ilovepodge Says:

May 28, 2012 - He was ahead of fashion anyway with those vertical stripes!

MrNinetyFivePercent Says:

May 29, 2012 - Not funny.

heavenorr Says:

May 29, 2012 - beetlejuice beetlejuice beetlejuice

VampireBobbette Says:

May 29, 2012 - i have those trousers :)

MissMeistil Says:

May 29, 2012 - Can someone please write down the very last sentence? I'm not english mother-tongue and I don't get it.. thanks :)

mnochem Says:

May 29, 2012 - In fact: I hope that when you go home tonight Snowwhite kicks your arse.

OtakuGamerDattebayo Says:

May 29, 2012 - "I hope, when you go home, Snow White kicks your ass!" is what he said. Probably needless to say, referring to Snow White and the 7 dwarfs

p4eugeot Says:

May 29, 2012 - should go back to welding maybe

70hoovie Says:

May 29, 2012 - What's round, red and has seven small dents?Snow White's hymen.

PhilK114 Says:

May 29, 2012 - Frankie Howard and Kenneth Williams centred their whole WONDERFUL acts on making a small mediocre joke last for 5 to 10 minutes.Connolly's the same. Thats British humour. FAR better than American far as I'm concerned.Sadly, comedians follow the less funny American ways nowadays and British humour isn't as funny as a result.

louiseiiid Says:

May 29, 2012 - Oooooh - dya know I haven't got this fired up on YouTube since Gadaffi got murdered. I came to post about how this wonderful man has and continues to enrich our lives with his brilliance and I see a nasty crit approved by 27 miserable dullwits.Thank you for adding a comment which I was galloping along with up until the last paragraph. If you think the days of British wit have withered, then I must object!British Wit (inherited by the Yanks) is simply SUPREME

PhilK114 Says:

May 29, 2012 - Sadly disagree. Love to be proved wrong though, but seen all current comedians, and not impressed by ANY.Not insulting Yank comedians, as there are wonderful one liners, even on Family Guy, or whatever. but wheres the amusing tour around before the last line ? Doesn't need to be a killer joke, it's the getting there thats the fun.Seeing some old Tommy Cooper stuff on the net....wow what a funny bloke.Completely original. Thats what isn't there any more. Originality. Seen one, seen em all

murphy6467 Says:

May 29, 2012 - im a short ass but im happy

murphy6467 Says:

May 29, 2012 - yanks have no sence of humour, they about as funny as a boil on the ass