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Title: Auto-Tune the News #7: texting. rhyming. pat buchanan fail.
Added: Aug 3, 2009
Author: schmoyoho
Duration: 3:16
Description:
ATTN shirts available: http://www.districtlines.com/Auto-Tune-the-Newsthanks to our friend Aaron for his arresting appearance in this episode! http://www.myspace.com/asteelealso, thanks to Tchaikovsky for providing such a fiery hook (from Swan Lake):http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pyotr_Ilyich_Tchaikovskylyrics:JE: Let's get it right.ABS: Let's get it right.JE: Shawty on the mic.AH: The fact is that right now if you are black or hispanic,you have a much greater chance of being arrested.JE: Are you sayin we got thugs in the fuzz?AH: Particularly when it comes to the war on drugs.JE/ABS: Real talk, we got caught together smokin lettuce leaves.JE: Lettuce leaves.ABS: They put me in the slammer.JE: They gave me a college degree!ABS: WTF?JE: In biology.ABS: He don't know a tiger from a giraffe.DB: It is painful, it is shameful.ABS: Disdainful! I'm on parole.JE: I'm keepin my glass of champagne fulltop of the world.ABS: Brick on my ankle.DB: If you are stopped by the policePutcha head down and just wait.ALL: Wait!DB: Wait.ALL: Wait!DB: Wait.ALL: Wait!DB: Don't say nothin.ABS: Shh.DB: Wait.ALL: Wait!DB: Wait.ALL: Wait!DB: Putcha head downALL: Do the dance now!DB: Putcha head down and just wait, wait, wait, wait, wait!ALL: Putcha head down, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait!AH: This is happening all the timeIt's really stunning-------------------------PB: This has been a country built by white folks.100% of the people who wrote the Constitution,100% of the people who signed the Declaration of Independence,White folks, Whi--i--i--ite folks!I look at the track team, and they're all black folks.I think maybe those are the fastest guys we got.Fastest guys in the country,Fastest in the wooooorld.Black folks, Bla---a--a--ack folks!SG: WTF? I think I'm having an stroke,Suffering a white guy overload.Doctor, doctor, can a shawty get a shot to the frontal lobe.OH.AS: It's not always just black and white, black and white.We're fighting right now for a young white maleWho we felt the police abused by sticking something in his rectum.EG: Why they gotta disrespect him?SG: Can we please move on now, Reverend?AS: Sticking something in his rectum.-------------------DL: Trouble, we got trouble right here in Capitol City.With a capitol T, and it rhymes with B, that stands for broke!CC: We broke!DL: Right here in Capitol City, right here, we gotta figure outa way to help the Americans who are about to choke!CC: No joke!DL: Oh yes we've got trouble. Trouble, trouble.CC: Triple trouble.DL: Trouble, trouble.CC: Big time trouble.DL: T! Rhymes with -CC: P!DL: Rhymes with -CC: C!DL: Rhymes with -CC: G!AG: I'm angry!!DL: Rhymes with D.And it stands for Democrat.CC: Oooh.-------------------KC: Texting while driving is dangerous, dangerous.EG/SG: Treacherous!MG: Perilous!KC: People who were text messaging were 20 timesmore likely to have an accident than those who weretalking on phones instead of typing. Just say no.EG: But I'm a sucker for peer pressure. My thumbs can't stop!KC: Get a designated texter.MG: [sexy breathing] Ow!KC: People on the road can turn an LOL into a great big OMG.ALL: People on the road can turn an LOL into a great big OMG.People on the road can turn an LOL into a great big OMG.---------------------------------------- -----------find us on facebook: http://www.facebook.com/gregorybrothersand/or on twitter: http://www.twitter.com/autotunethenews
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Youtube Comments: 4097
TheJoshua1244 Says:
Apr 1, 2012 - Even though she had just 1 (one) verse Sarah killed it. And thumbs up to the rest of the crew/ cast they did great
TheAjk0231 Says:
Apr 3, 2012 - Wtf is wrong with our country lmao
lizzieanthony100 Says:
Apr 6, 2012 - I know i was wondering too
SuperFlossin Says:
Apr 7, 2012 - Yea that is his real hair
Blaze8704 Says:
Apr 9, 2012 - This has been: What the news sounds like when your high.
ElasticGiraffe Says:
Apr 12, 2012 - You should check out the British House of Commons. lol :P
TheYellowgalaxies143 Says:
Apr 13, 2012 - 419 turned an LOL into a great OMG
RageUnchained Says:
Apr 16, 2012 - That one dude ripped off the music man!!!!
isaacsac5 Says:
Apr 17, 2012 - So stupid.
runninramen Says:
Apr 20, 2012 - 1:20 the sleeves aren't even the same color xD
TheRealCraziies Says:
Apr 22, 2012 - I liked michaels hair like that
lemonadeisqueer Says:
Apr 24, 2012 - first part of the song is soooo damm catchy :D
SWISIDNIAK Says:
Apr 25, 2012 - ..."Perilous" Michael. THAT VOICE. It's so fantastic.
raiduk Says:
Apr 26, 2012 - "People on the road can turn an LOL into a great big OMG" : only on american tv can you hear such a shitty joke.
brandibarb86 Says:
Apr 26, 2012 - @larazoma. Yeah, right, buddy. The Germans never sensationalized politics
FormalWareCommentary Says:
Apr 27, 2012 - The very first ATTN I'd ever heard, thanks to Attack of the Show. I am so lucky to have found this series back then when there was no "Bed Intruder".
kanharn Says:
Apr 29, 2012 - look how well that worked out for Germany over the last 80 years ROFL
makkapakka1998 Says:
May 2, 2012 - Katies always best singer
Krivaka Says:
May 2, 2012 - haha...white folks, white white white white folks
dojo999 Says:
May 8, 2012 - "They gave me a college degreeeeeeee" I always lol at that part, haha.
ImperialGuardsman74 Says:
May 16, 2012 - Fascism started in Italy since people thought Italy didn`t get proper rewards since they were on the winning side. WWI started because Germany and Italy united later and they didn`t have colonies which they wanted, Austro-Hungary wanted to expand into Serbia and used the assassination in Sarajevo as an excuse to present an impossible ultimatum etc. WWI started nearly 98 years ago not 80. If we look at it objectively WWI and later WWII were indirect consequences of many actions trough history.
ImperialGuardsman74 Says:
May 16, 2012 - And i have more reasons to hate the Nazis than you,trust me.
holly elliott Says:
May 18, 2012 - i laughed at all of it
Hyerdouer Says:
May 23, 2012 - Is it bad that I've started to memorize this one?
RussellKidNARUTO Says:
Mar 31, 2012 - thumbs up if u saw the ninja at 2:32