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Title: Multiple Stab Wounds May Be Harmful To Monkeys
Added: Mar 3, 2008
Author: TheOnion
Duration: 1:8
Description:
Repeatedly stabbing monkeys with sharpened objects may have an adverse effect on their health, according to a new study.More coverage at: http://onion.com
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Youtube Comments: 14103
WorkOverTime Says:
May 21, 2012 - WHAT?!!! What kind of SICK people would do this to innocent animals???? Those people deserve to ROT in jail!!!!.I bet you thought this comment was serious, just like when you saw your first Onion video you thought it was serious. Ah, nostalgia...
Yeeeooo000 Says:
May 22, 2012 - its not real. its a joke... satire.. a sketch whatever you want to call it. maybe your the stupid one lol
AuroTurtle Says:
May 22, 2012 - moron
Vulbor Says:
May 22, 2012 - Seems legit.
manga4428 Says:
May 23, 2012 - Not too bright, are you?
manga4428 Says:
May 23, 2012 - Not sure if you are stupid or- No.. You are stupid.
reinhard earlin Says:
May 23, 2012 - If it's a video it has to be real, just like Star Wars and the Death Star.....
lexyvana Says:
May 23, 2012 - i love troll news
bjnbenner Says:
May 23, 2012 - I bet you thought this comments was serious. NOPE Chuck Testa
mcovalt Says:
May 23, 2012 - are you american?
SuperScorpious Says:
May 24, 2012 - cant stab my monkey no more, just gonna settle with stabbing my pussy cat...... o .o
Nevets123 Says:
May 25, 2012 - I look forward to seeing the wonderful studies on boiling, this study team is really getting revolutionary results which is why I've been following there work for so long.
jamesyboii100 Says:
May 25, 2012 - yeh you sort of just told me and anyone else who may check comments....... nice one
headdoc911 Says:
May 26, 2012 - I know for a fact, you cannot stab a monkey in the eye after stabbing him in the mid section, unless you have TWO knives and pretty good eye hand coordination.
headdoc911 Says:
May 26, 2012 - the monkey was asking for it.
phunkblister1 Says:
May 26, 2012 - you're joking right?
picarochi Says:
May 26, 2012 - It's a satire fuckwit :p
fuckaboutmetal Says:
May 26, 2012 - ...and now you look like an idiot.
Wabaanimkii Says:
May 27, 2012 - I'm the guy that goes around and wails on the animals and let me tell you you've got some bad animals here. I went by your lion exibit and they were just layin' around not doin' a nuthin. I punched a monkey square in the face once. He didn't even deserve it, I only did it to show all the other monkeys I was serious.
TheTopStriker Says:
May 27, 2012 - Monkeys, don't worry, it's just experiment, they won't stab all of you.
alphabetcode1 Says:
May 28, 2012 - OMG I can't belive they stabbed loads of innocent monkeys. wtf do they think they were doing.
ZephyrWestwind1989 Says:
May 28, 2012 - boil them for !!SCIENCE!!
charliegirl6 Says:
May 28, 2012 - WTF AM I WATCHING ???????? Oh, it's Onion! lmao hahahahaha no shit! XD
AmbivalentActuality Says:
May 21, 2012 - STRONG LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL OH MISC