Obama Win Causes Obsessed Backers To See How Empty Lives Are

timtampa Says:

Dec 26, 2011 - The sad thing is, annoying kids named Barack have been popping up all over the ghetto. At my friend's house in the ghetto, I keep hearing "Barack Taylor, stop beating that dog!" right down from the Obama Express Food Market (I'm not kidding, it's really called that!).

NeutralExistence Says:

Dec 31, 2011 - @Realyrandomgirls It is....

gypsymagicalltheway Says:

Jan 2, 2012 - obamazobies!!! quick use the Binladen suicide bomber vest to scare them away!

Smart0ksa Says:

Jan 2, 2012 - Zompies??

PittsburghCopBlock Says:

Jan 4, 2012 - @Realyrandomgirls it kinda is

Madfoot713 Says:

Jan 7, 2012 - @zzyzx0788 I think it's a little different. Ron Paul gets fervent supporters because he offers an alternative voice in the public debate, while Obama got fervent supporters for not being Bush.

bozzeed Says:

Jan 8, 2012 - hypnotism 

Chansulus Says:

Jan 11, 2012 - we are trolls for freedom RON PAUL 2012 ...!

Bradlyeon Says:

Jan 12, 2012 - Still more reliable news than Fox...

kitfisto9990 Says:

Jan 13, 2012 - "well, do you see an end to all of this jane?""well you know andria, i think that a lot of people just hope these people will die""I think you're right"

metznimbo29 Says:

Jan 18, 2012 - @Bradlyeon LOLDEMOCRAT

Bradlyeon Says:

Jan 18, 2012 - @metznimbo29 lol. I oppose both sides because both are two different sides of the same coin that I ultimately despise. All media outlets are unreliable, whether its Fox or Msnbc. I just find Fox to have the most bullshit of them all. And hey, that caps lock there makes you look very intelligent.

metznimbo29 Says:

Jan 18, 2012 - @Bradlyeon I used caps lock because it's easier to read, and you are right. All media is bias, including FOX.

sheepOG Says:

Jan 20, 2012 - Obama looks like shit, smells like shit and he eats shit.All statists do.

Jcolinsol Says:

Jan 21, 2012 - I like that the zombified Obama-supporters are predominantly white, middle-class, and male.

TH3N00B675 Says:

Jan 28, 2012 - hypnotism or brainwash thumbs up if u agree!!!!!!!if your one of his slaves,heres a message 4 u,....GO F**K YOUR SELF

itachi155 Says:

Jan 29, 2012 - Replace Obama with Jacob or Edward, and this news story would be the exact same after the last Twilight film is over.

chase11clc Says:

Feb 2, 2012 - I think these people are just messing with everyone.

Penguinz13989 Says:

Feb 3, 2012 - @chase11clc that's ridiculous

chase11clc Says:

Feb 4, 2012 - @Penguinz13989 How? I don't people we're so completely obssesed with Obama that this happened. I mean just look at the way their moving around.

BBardz Says:

Feb 8, 2012 - @penguinz13989Good Troll sir.

Darty105 Says:

Feb 10, 2012 - I love how The Onion can take an issue, exaggerate it, and make it funny.

LYYSL Says:

Feb 10, 2012 - DAVID DUCHOVNY IS IN THIS VIDEO.

SalientK Says:

Feb 11, 2012 - Heh, and people say The Onion is only biased against Conservatives. People need to lighten up, they make fun of anything that's stupid, regardless of politics. And I wouldn't have it any other way. :P