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Title: 5 rules in every Chuck Norris movie
Added: Aug 13, 2009
Author: 5rulesinmovies
Duration: 2:49
Description:
There are 5 rules that can be applied to almost every Chuck Norris movie.Rule 1: Chuck Norris never reloadsRule 2: Chuck Norris always hits first Rule 3: You can't run or hide from Chuck NorrisRule 4: Everything he touches becomes a weaponRule 5: Chuck Norris never miss his targets
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Youtube Comments: 1874
JerryAdams100 Says:
May 24, 2012 - Can he use my guitar pick as a weapon? :)
ARMY2498 Says:
May 25, 2012 - he will slice the enemies throat with it lol
JerryAdams100 Says:
May 25, 2012 - lol
TheMoogle42 Says:
May 25, 2012 - the first ones wrong chuck does reload its just to fast for the eye to seechuck only hits first to save them the pain of breaking their hands
TheMoogle42 Says:
May 25, 2012 - chuck would strum a tune with it blindfolded the sheer awesomeness would make his foe deaf the speed at which he plays would cause his foe to go blind, that is amusing your guitar has diamond stings, and chuck went easy on it
L4DFanBoy89 Says:
May 25, 2012 - If Chuck Norris is so badass then why doesnt he slam my face in the keyboaroigbraiytUAIgyvfW
TheTck90 Says:
May 25, 2012 - 1. He does reload, just epic fast.2. Just to be kind to his enymies and save their hands.3. You CAN run and hide but it doesen't help.4. He is just so pro.5. Why to miss targets? What a waste of bullets.
Deathworm4582 Says:
May 25, 2012 - Rule 6 : Credits show actors who died during the record
MegaStoian Says:
May 26, 2012 - i think that rule 5 should be Chuck Norris has aimbot
maggotslipr7com Says:
May 26, 2012 - Diogo Amaro is a lot times better than Chuck.
AlbertoAyala17 Says:
May 26, 2012 - 123 people will be killed by chuck
TheKirger Says:
May 26, 2012 - God mode. Hit scan. Aimbot. = Chuck Norris.
nightbane2 Says:
May 26, 2012 - Hey Chuck, go kill 123 people with your beard.
trolldification Says:
May 27, 2012 - there is only one chuck norris. U lyar!!!!
hiyall15 Says:
May 27, 2012 - ctrl+W thank me later
deago444 Says:
May 27, 2012 - thumbs up if u did press alt+F4 like meee :D
SKippySounds Says:
May 27, 2012 - you forgot he doesn't like swearing.
UnchartedRocks25 Says:
May 28, 2012 - Another rule: Chuck Norris doesn't do rated r movies.
hendri3255 Says:
May 28, 2012 - @01:55 last bullet bro@02:09 what the?oh, i remember rule number one, sorry
XXXDustinEchoesXXX Says:
May 28, 2012 - i'm sick of Chuck Norris jokes... if Chuck Norris is thaaat good he can get his ass over here and roll my face to the keyboasddersfddgtyufdi,.;,/rjgfgkdlhknclb ,./6784ncl2567vbnl df;,;/,./gasdasdw,/m nç l78efsgdshxcbv41ran.;,m 6dsyhs dfhgk tf74uyfkdgf\gzdsgascz 5465w6n u,j;/jklçyu4
Trawllolol Says:
May 28, 2012 - CRTL+SHIFT+T
hiyall15 Says:
May 28, 2012 - thats weird. brung up a video i watched 4 videos ago
hiyall15 Says:
May 29, 2012 - WAAAAAAIITTT. you failed on this video =p rule #5 chuck norris never misses. lets recap rule #1. 0:10
AltonJB1984 Says:
May 24, 2012 - yeah no one ever seemed to miss or reload in the 80s, except the bad guys