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Title: Auto-Tune the News #8: dragons. geese. Michael Vick. (ft. T-Pain)
Added: Sep 2, 2009
Author: schmoyoho
Duration: 3:33
Description:
iphone auto-tune app: http://iamtpain.smule.com/We were honored to be joined in our newsmangling by Chairman Pain of the Federal Commission of T-Pain. Find him here:http://www.youtube.com/user/TPainVideoshttp://twitter.com/DaRealerstTPAINhttp://www.facebook.com/t-painlinks to us:t-shirts: http://www.districtlines.com/Auto-Tune-the-Newsdonate: http://www.thegregorybrothers.comtwitter: http://www.twitter.com/autotunethenewsfacebook: http://www.facebook.com/gregorybrothersLyrics:JB: Imagine with me for a moment. Imagine an America. Imagine a world Where people pop the hood of their cars And they see stamped on an electronic motor the words: "Made in America." All: Made in America! Made in America! JB: Imagine, imagine...All: Made in America! Made in America! JB: That's what I want to imagine!All: God bless y'all. MV: Now I wanna be part of the solution and not the problem. I gotta start somewhere, gotta crawl before I walk. All: Ay! Crawl before I walk, ay! Crawl before I walk!EG & SG: Before he flies like an Eagle. EG: woo!SVP: Michael Vick served his time, he paid his debt to society and now, he has either earned or been given another chance. SVP,EG,SG: Another chaaaance! MR: Katie Couric is off today.AG: But I'm still lookin at a fine shawtay-ay-ay. MR: I'm Maggie Rodriguez.AG: Nice to meet you, boo. Let's talk about the noo-ews. MR: The city of New York is declaring a war on geese And some animal activists are cryingAG: Crying?MR: CryingAG: Crying?MR: Crying foul. AG: Crying how?MR: Crying fowl. AG: ohMR: Birds can become a feathered foe if they collide with airplanesAG: True. MR: Operation Goose-Be-Gone involves reducing the population within five miles of the airport Both: Those geese are cooked. Those geese are cooked, cooked, cooked. MR: Wildlife experts and the FAA agreeBoth: Those geese are cooked. AG: The Federal Commission of Me agreesBoth: Those geese are cooked. AG: Now they livin on a wing and a prayerBoth: A wing and a prayer AG: How many geese?MR: Two thousand geese.AG: That's a lot of geese. MR: Those geese are f---ed. AG: So sad and so tasty for my helpless flyin homies.MR: The debate continues in New York, but for now Both: Those geese are cooked, cooked. CG: As you can see from the chart, A massive fire-breathing Debt and Deficit DragonCG: I have a chart.CC: He has a chart!CG: I have a chart.CC: A dragon chart! CG: The surtax is painful to the goose, Lethal to the gooseCC: Which goose?CG: The goose that lays the golden eggCC: My favorite gooseCG: The goose that lays, the goose that lays, lays the golden egg.CC: That goose is cooked, cooked, cooked! JE: Am I wasted or did that really transpire? So many metaphors my brain is on fire. *phone* Ay!TPain: Ay! JE: Ay!TPain: Ay!JE: Aaaay!TPain: Tell Katie-Coo, stop screenin my calls. Or else, she gon be on Very thin iceJE: Very thin iceKC: Very thin iceAll: Very thin iceJE: Sing it T-Pain, geese are onAll: Very thin iceMR: Those geese are cooked, those geese are cooked, cooked.SVP: Give 'em another chance.CG: The goose that lays the golden egg!MR: Those geese are f----ed. Those geese areAll: Made in America, made in AmericaSVP: Michael Vick served his time JE: But he's on very thin iceAll: Very thin ice. Very very very thin ice.CG: I have a chart.MG: I have a mullet.CG: I have a chart.MG: I'm offerin you a piece of bread. How could you possibly refuse a man with a mullet. piece of BREEAAD!
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Youtube Comments: 6124
nevittj Says:
Jan 23, 2012 - those geese are fucked....hehe 8)
Jorgomliable Says:
Jan 23, 2012 - @tylus101 ....it didn't.
tylus101 Says:
Jan 23, 2012 - @Jorgomliable ?
whitedevil2 Says:
Jan 25, 2012 - i have a mad crush on her
Zipsix Says:
Jan 26, 2012 - How could 272 people possibly refuse a man with a mullet?
legobencaldwell Says:
Jan 26, 2012 - 272 people tried to use the fire breathing dragon to kill the goose, but then it was very thin ice, so they all fell into the water. Then Michael Vick took them and put them into a cage, where the dragon fought the goose. Michael Vick was then arrested, but the 272 people were also implicated and sent to jail. The cop had a mullet.
stockcar14 Says:
Jan 26, 2012 - whats the name of the song
banangem Says:
Jan 27, 2012 - what, you just got T - pain to sing "very thin ice" and none of the comments mention this?
Jomali Says:
Jan 27, 2012 - The montage at the end is one of ATTNs best moments.
lolliepop90 Says:
Jan 28, 2012 - What's a Shawtay?
ProductionsFaceless Says:
Jan 31, 2012 - This was the first autotune/gregory bro video I ever saw. Thumbs up if you knew Auto-Tune the News BEFORE Bed Intruder/They became popular! :D
RockRocketShip Says:
Feb 1, 2012 - What's the song right at the end? :OWhere you guys are showing your credits? :3
xxxrandomxxxfandomxx Says:
Feb 3, 2012 - @lolliepop90 Well, for one, Obama sang it. & you're on very thin ice with us right now.
lolliepop90 Says:
Feb 3, 2012 - @xxxrandomxxxfandomxx So... what is it?
xxxrandomxxxfandomxx Says:
Feb 3, 2012 - @lolliepop90 This was the best definition I could find on Urban Dictionary: A term orginating in Atlanta that, in the beginning, referred to a short person or child, but the span of the word has grown to include any and all people, especially a girl that is attractive; it is mostly used as a term of endearment to others or just a way of addressing someone, like 'Wassup Man,' Instead of "Man", shawty is used.NOTE: Can be shortened to "shawt" or "shawtdawg".
lolliepop90 Says:
Feb 3, 2012 - @xxxrandomxxxfandomxx Thanks.
xxxrandomxxxfandomxx Says:
Feb 3, 2012 - @lolliepop90 You're welcome. :-).
ddoverox56 Says:
Feb 5, 2012 - 1:05..........friggin chills from Sarah Greggory. AMAZIN
DatFeature Says:
Feb 7, 2012 - @ddoverox56 Its like charlie bit me but a lil more rough
girlfriendg Says:
Feb 8, 2012 - I wanna be Andrew's fine shaw-tay-ee...
Griffayy Says:
Feb 9, 2012 - I some how lost my pants, lost my pants.dont judge a book by its cover, thats what you taught me."when a book is called no pants, i dont need to read it"
triboxed Says:
Feb 9, 2012 - he has a chart
hazelhimself Says:
Feb 10, 2012 - that beat..."Things do not look good...""Things went a bit CRRRAZY and I LOST my pants..."
jackspicer666chack Says:
Feb 12, 2012 - those geese or fucked
willrelio2609 Says:
Jan 22, 2012 - u probably thought this was made in americaNOOOPE!!!,Chuck Testa!!!