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Title: Suspicious Package Industry Falls On Hard Times
Added: Apr 9, 2008
Author: TheOnion
Duration: 1:38
Description:
New security measures put in place to allay terror fears are threatening to drive suspicious package retailers out of business.More coverage at: http://onion.com
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Channel: Shows
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Youtube Comments: 296
eatmytool1 Says:
Nov 19, 2010 - the same way you dad did your mom without laughing...it works! you're proof!
cinthiacheung Says:
Dec 12, 2010 - Greatest Asian women **busizz4me.info**
gts5001 Says:
Dec 17, 2010 - unidentifiable container ROFL
ocergnairb Says:
Jan 3, 2011 - lol
snookied15 Says:
Mar 1, 2011 - co za asy.....
loveofwolfs Says:
Mar 12, 2011 - They close the business and then implode the building. Priceless. I'm surprised that the government didn't save the businesses from going under, Seen how everything that they do is suspicious it would be the perfect cover. Lol.
Wahlberger Says:
Mar 30, 2011 - fucking INCEPTION MUSIK advertisement..... O.O
katt541 Says:
Apr 14, 2011 - Human clones are safe to eat by other human clones?!
naorable Says:
Apr 24, 2011 - RWJ?
AYRAYR1 Says:
May 10, 2011 - yeah that was a good one seen as most of them don't get irony aswell. : )
AngelFluttershy767 Says:
Jul 6, 2011 - Are you seriously that stupid? Why do you hate America so much, hmm? What if someone said that everyone from YOUR country didn't understand irony? Don't be such a jerk.
ArcTerVic Says:
Jul 11, 2011 - Mysterious Bags & Boxes..."It could be anything"XD
29sailornaruto Says:
Jul 26, 2011 - what the hell!!?where iam i suppose to get my suspicious looking packages from now?
MrBigEnchilada Says:
Sep 7, 2011 - dang that's a gurl skout kookie???
GigawingsVideo Says:
Jan 12, 2012 - I used to put suspicious packages all around the world just like you, but then I took a bullet in the knee.
cyanmanta Says:
Feb 23, 2012 - LIES! There are no "bustling streets" in Albany...
17Matt76 Says:
Feb 25, 2012 - "Their corporate headquarters were closed down, and imploded earlier this week."LOL
jalivas Says:
Mar 12, 2012 - I remember as just a wee lad, my first dubious parcel....Or was it an inscrutable container?
mmaven89 Says:
Mar 26, 2012 - lol I burst out laughing when they showed the implosion of their corporate headquarters.
MrLambr Says:
Mar 28, 2012 - That would be pretty cool if they really did stuff like that.I know this is fake but it would be awesome if they put random stuff in packages(good stuff not bombs or anything)and sold them.
ArtypNk Says:
Apr 7, 2012 - You think they are hurting? My "Stereotypical Muslim" employment agency hasn't seen profits in months... Nobody wan't a middle aged bearded arab guy in all the traditional gear be their security guards, you can't get a cab drivers job if you're anything but indian, and don't get me started on all the muslim pilots that can't find any work...
Donte821 Says:
Apr 21, 2012 - I don't understand this.
gagaplex Says:
May 4, 2012 - Man, I don't know what I'd do if my local suspicious package shop closed down...












undertyped1 Says:
Nov 7, 2010 - ive decided im going to start flagging people that type a random clip from a movie into a comment, seems pointless to watch a movie if all the comments just type what was said in the movie. The creatures that do this are not people but infant bearmanpig. All of you should flag for spam all the decendents of bearmanpig, thank you for your cooperation