Jeremy Kyle - Funniest Lie Detector Ever

zaptrollwen Says:

May 28, 2012 - I know how you feel. I couldn't even pay attention to the video cuz I kept seein so many racist comments; from Brits and Americans. I can't even figur out who's from US n who's from UK. Just cuz both countries hav dun bad things in the past dusn't mean they're both sh*t holes.Also got sum questions:1. Why dus everyone say tea is British? It's grown in INDIA! Get it right.2. How did this fight (on YouTube) start?3. How did the fight (outside of YouTube) start?

MissCreepz Says:

May 28, 2012 - What the hell is wrong with people! Talk about disturbing! And eww!  thumbs up if u agree with me!

KRISSYKARMA Says:

May 28, 2012 - No problem! Yay for Britain! :')

thedsandford Says:

May 28, 2012 - @coolioisafoolio considering if you're from america then a) england civilised and practically made america. b) america is one of the stupidest countries in the world. c) you're all fat-arsed rednecks.

MrVeritas03 Says:

May 28, 2012 - If you hate us so much,why have you named one of the top two subjects on your school curriculum after us?..America is a truly great nation with fantastic people and a wealth of natural resources and differing climates that make it more or less self sufficient in terms of providing for the needs of the masses,hence why it will always be a rich country..Its just a shame folk like you are there,your momma didn't think i was hideous and neither did your dad-don't tell him to suck your ass-he will!!

MrVeritas03 Says:

May 28, 2012 - I second that motion,xXTheFanSieriesXx and KRISSYKARMA,it would be an honour to stand with you against the unstoppable tide of mindless lard!!

2pacz1996 Says:

May 28, 2012 - What do you call red necks then Who sleep with there sister?

2pacz1996 Says:

May 28, 2012 - Agreed with everything except for the fat bit it should be obese!

KRISSYKARMA Says:

May 28, 2012 - I agree.

KRISSYKARMA Says:

May 28, 2012 - True xD

Edge0fPain Says:

May 28, 2012 - Yeah tea comes from many countries, not just India :P

shadowspike99 Says:

May 28, 2012 - We did fund Russia during World War two.

badman1v1 Says:

May 28, 2012 - Hmm did you? As I rather seem to remember Stalin asking to open a second front to take pressure off Russian forces... but instead we squeeeezed as many dead Russian soldiers out of the War as we could, as the West was terrified of the spread of communism... In a sense it's what you didn't do that far outweighs what you did.

shadowspike99 Says:

May 28, 2012 - You forgot the Italian front...and then later the western front. Not to mention Africa, but I suppose that was mostly British.

bjornsiborgsi Says:

May 28, 2012 - fucking crazy unintelligent racist, violent brits. Just out of curiousity, do brits think they have an accent when they speak? cause i tell you mate, we here in America think you speak like a retarded school child. no one can understand a word you say with that fucking accent

peiterretiep Says:

May 28, 2012 - This can't be serious, right?

1988sillysausage1988 Says:

May 28, 2012 - It is fact that britian would have won the war without america, its also fact that if america didn't exist there would b world peace and no poverty, just read it on page 32 of 'big book of facts', even obama said in an interview that america is shit, I disagree I think they are wonderful and modest

jamesandscience Says:

May 28, 2012 - I don't know about the YouTube feud going on, but being British, I do know about tea. It was originally the way the chinese purified their water for drinking - by boiling to sterilise and then flavouring it - whereas in europe, we brewed alcohol to do the same. As Britain is an island, we had a powerful Navy and colonised much of the globe, bringing back spices, china and tea from India and China. Obviously we don't grow tea here; our climate is more suited to rhubarb, apples and strawberries.

jamesandscience Says:

May 28, 2012 - Britain is the biggest importer of tea per capita so there is a stereotype associated with us. To be fair, most people I know prefer tea to coffee, and drink several cups a day. Most kitchens have a corner devoted to hot beverage preparation, usually by the cutlery draw. This usually consists of a kettle, pots for tea bags, sugar and coffee, and a tea bag reeptical. We seldom use coffee machines. Tea should be served with milk and a McVities Chocolate HobNob. Other biscuits are available.

jamesandscience Says:

May 28, 2012 - These people should not be taken as representatives for Britain. I'm sure America also has scum that could be put on programs like this, and if I watched it, I wouldn't think 'This is what everyone in America is like'As for the accents, Britain has regional accents like America. These people are speaking with thick East London accents but you should be able to understand, since I can understand a thick Texan accent easily enough. I speak with a North London 'BBC' accent - completely different.

Fuzzidio Says:

May 29, 2012 - I Lived in Melbourne all my life but my Father was Kiwi and my Mother was English

CasualKajal Says:

May 29, 2012 - What's this talk about tea? I prefer orange juice anyway.

BooxoBoo Says:

May 29, 2012 - Retarded? I think you mean sophisticated. Americans just sound annoying with their whiny accents. Your accents were actually derived form the first Irish settlers. HA!

BooxoBoo Says:

May 29, 2012 - Why is everyone copying my hyphon list? Well, here i go with another:-We drink tea the same way you eat burgers-The only fault you can pick up on is our appearence? LOL typical yank-Elvis Presley was inbred-Biggest forces, certainly not strongest -The UN made a pact to help stop global warming. America and China are the only countries who haven't joined, surprise surprise! But Las Vegas must be lit up like a Xmas tree every night or how will you afford you burgers and insulin?

BooxoBoo Says:

May 29, 2012 - I like how all the comments slagging off Britain and Australia get all the negative votes and the comments slagging off America get all the likes. Brits and Aussies actually reference historical defects that have been caused by America. The fact that all thick yanks can say is "we drink tea, we're ugly and we have dodgy accents" says more about yanks than Brits. So thankyou to the morons who've been saying that because you've made yourselves look worse than these scrubbers have on Jeremy Kyle :D