31 Jokes for NERDS!

AdorableTheNerd Says:

May 25, 2012 - #27 = win!!!!

afranticlullaby Says:

May 25, 2012 - 21. Very much 21.Also 23.

TheAmberh44 Says:

May 25, 2012 - Your moms so at her patronus is a CAKE!!I'm going to use that in my school, where hardly anyone reads, and watch their reactions.

twinkletoes173 Says:

May 25, 2012 - Number 10 lol I laughed so hard!!!

trolonto Says:

May 25, 2012 - 2 men walked into a bar 1st man: ill have some h2o2nd man: ill have some h2o toothe second man died xD

fruitninja32 Says:

May 26, 2012 - Let me spell it outTOBUSCUSWanna be!

tombusftw Says:

May 26, 2012 - laughed so hard at 16

DaleStan0621 Says:

May 26, 2012 - Mode and median, yes, but not average.Consider only the people with exactly two legs. The average number of legs in this population is, of course, exactly two. But this is not the entire human population. Some people have fewer legs. This reduces the average number of legs per person. Granted, not by much, but it does reduce the average. Call it 1.999.Most people have 2 legs, though, which is greater than 1.999.

chrisjg210 Says:

May 26, 2012 - let me spell it outBROTHERHOOD2.0

12wafflesandpancakes Says:

May 26, 2012 - I liked that. That was funny. It made me smile.

llama8765 Says:

May 26, 2012 - i liked the one about the argon and the one about your mom's patrounus being a cake

twistedtreespirit Says:

May 27, 2012 - does the glass that is half full of empty get defined by the amount that it is capable of containing or does it get measured by the drinkable content with room up top for overspill? also does the glass contain something that is healthy and tasty or does it contain something that will potentially kill you or taste really disgusting? these are all important factors when determining weather someone is optimistic or pessimistic about the contents and measure-ability of the glass.

ceruleanequine Says:

May 27, 2012 - "Hey, does this smell like chloroform?"

Mohrkai Says:

May 27, 2012 - this guy thinks he's toby

Unorignal Username Says:

May 27, 2012 - nooooo, nooo ,no

GymMasterT1 Says:

May 28, 2012 - 19 was my favorite

eladps Says:

May 28, 2012 - 24. well actually "i think not" is sometimes used as "i think: 'not' " and sometimes "i do not think" which is kind of the point.like "i do not".25. I mean you could take it as a dick joke...but the point is that there are more people with one leg than with 3 and so the average amount of legs it right below 2.DFTBA! :)

TheWhebzy Says:

May 28, 2012 - I'd love to make a clever chemistry joke, but all the good ones Argon.

VidsFan888 Says:

May 28, 2012 - Hank, let's take all these lame chemistry jokes and Barium.

rystrat88 Says:

May 28, 2012 - The Heisenberg/Schrodinger joke was amazing!!!

willfeav Says:

May 28, 2012 - 25) Nobody has 3 legs, some people have 1 or 0 legs. So the average will be justttt under 2 because the people with 1 and 0 slightly weigh the average below 2 and nothing is above 2 to balance the average back up :)

willfeav Says:

May 28, 2012 - You've overthought this question. Also, it's not "half full of empty", it's "half full or half empty" :)

TheOneWhoWrites4ever Says:

May 28, 2012 - I understood most of those. wow

qwertsaq345 Says:

May 28, 2012 - My favorite is 27

Luigithespekalness Says:

May 29, 2012 - @trolonto hydrogen peroxide. Nice!