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Title: "Russian Unicorn" — a bad lip reading of Michael Bublé
Added: Jul 11, 2011
Author: BadLipReading
Duration: 4:27
Description:
iTUNES LINK: http://tinyurl.com/5smbl8aOriginal video here: http://tinyurl.com/ybs4wqqIf that link is blocked, try this one: http://youtu.be/gcF9ICgLqi4Watch Michael Bublé share his thoughts on "Russian Unicorn": http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yp37h0yY4j4Lyrics are below (but you can also turn on the captions by clicking the CC button below the video.)RUSSIAN UNICORNI'ma blast your brainsTalking full-on sexI got a porcupine called "Zazoom"He leaves his scent on people's graves(Why is Zazoom always around so many graves?)I had a cold one time, then I licked myselfWhy don't y'all just float offNow you're uselessI need a woman with a Benz looking to lose itI ate the cookie then I gave it back to BennyThere she goNow watch me flowOh, the night is youngNow baby we could shoot a Russian unicornWe'll probably do it on the couchWhile my roomie's out hikingSo take if off and bite your tongueAnd hope my roommate don't come homeA "Hot Pocket" for twenty cents is a steal any day of the weekI wanna shave that mustache and then have gelatoWe're here for too longWe gotta run, ok?And trick those monsters so that they don't shoot my left nut.I know you ain't a bitch, cuz girl you kill itI pee-peed in your glove and soon you'll start to smell itIf your body's a secret girl then you about to spill itWhen I count to three dismountOh, the night is youngNow baby we could shoot a Russian unicornWe'll probably do it on the couchWhile my roomie's out hikingSo take if off and bite your tongueI think that I ought to confessI drink fire waterBut I don't want the keys to your vanWhat I need is a rare, vermillion, Ukrainian unicornWe can shoot a unicornGirl, I know you'll like the hornAnd I'm gonna keep you warmTill you wake up in the morningI know you ain't a bitchOopsI didn't mean to do thatI just want to say I should not have ate those cajun rice and beansThe guy behind you just soiled his underwear(sniff, sniff)Oh, umm, maybe YOU did itHey, that's ok girl!Them strawberries look juicyOh, the night is youngNow baby we could shoot a Russian unicornWe'll probably do it on the couchWhile my roomie's out hikingSo take if off and bite your tongueAnd hope my roommate don't come homeBite your tongueAnd hope my roommate don't come homeI got your Barbie zucchiniHappy Monsoon Day!And you promised you'd lick itI'm gonna save a mental kittyI poisoned my dog so he can't keep chasing that baby giraffeMusic and Lyrics © 2011, Bad Lip Reading
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Tags: russian unicorn bad lip reading reader porcupine zazoom roommate couch hiking vermillion van dismount left nut monsters happy monsoon day zucchini
russian unicorn bad lip reading reader porcupine zazoom roommate couch hiking vermillion van dismount left nut monsters happy monsoon day zucchini
Youtube Comments: 8295
hypotheticalmoggy Says:
May 25, 2012 - Probably my favourite thing on the whole of the internet. Genious.And, on top of being hilarious, the music is really really good! Well done, you're really talented!
ShanKenDoRin Says:
May 25, 2012 - Dem mental kitties.
thementallyweirdkid Says:
May 25, 2012 - Seems legit.
KarioDudeRBN Says:
May 25, 2012 - Joke's on you, you can buy their songs on Amazon!
DoctorFunkensteinMD Says:
May 26, 2012 - it's one guy ;)
ANBUomar56 Says:
May 26, 2012 - Go fuck yourself Michael!!. Sincerely, a very upset russian unicorn
stevegonsalveslvr Says:
May 26, 2012 - I don't care who you are, this shit is catchy.
MrIHop77 Says:
May 26, 2012 - LMBO!!! this video looks like it would have been so much fun if he was really singing this song, lol
TabbiCat101 Says:
May 26, 2012 - I am 12 years old what is this?
peoplesfish Says:
May 27, 2012 - THIS is entertainment, son.
MrsGiggle100 Says:
May 27, 2012 - DEM STRAWBERRIES LOOK JUICY!
tacobash Says:
May 27, 2012 - my mind is is blown
UseTheSchwartz26 Says:
May 27, 2012 - thumbs up if you hear the girl say "he thinks monsters are trying to shoot his testicles"
CharmnessAndStrange Says:
May 27, 2012 - This is by far my favorite out of all the BLR videos.
caqtv Says:
May 27, 2012 - Shit man, this guy should give lipstick tips to Rocco Botte. Dem lips is PINK.
laurahhhhx3 Says:
May 27, 2012 - This song gets stuck in my head entirely too often. xD
TabbiCat101 Says:
May 27, 2012 - ...Do you understand memes?
TheFractallis Says:
May 27, 2012 - Seriously, I don't know why but this is the part I always laugh at even though I've listened to this about 20 times now. Ahahahah
TheGarganchua Says:
May 27, 2012 - i need a woman with a Mercedes looking to lose iti really do!
redforrussia Says:
May 28, 2012 - Unicorns need to make sure they avoid this guy T.T
buddy11ROBLOX Says:
May 28, 2012 - I had a cold one time then I licked myself!DEM STRAWBERRIES LOOK JUICY!I pee peed in your glove^--- What the hell.... Those are some... AWESOME LYRICS!BTW: He Met, Had his first date, AND Screwed his wife IN UNDER 5 minutes, At a grocery store. DA FUCK?
burninghotice911 Says:
May 28, 2012 - only the russian ones
mausoleumparty Says:
May 29, 2012 - Is shooting a russian unicorn a sexual innuendo
mausoleumparty Says:
May 29, 2012 - Michael Bubles wife is so lucky to have a such a great song made after her.
kirse4 Says:
May 25, 2012 - I DRINK FIRE WATER