Funny pick up lines

jmByhanie Says:

Dec 22, 2011 - ang bastos! pero nakakatawa ung huli :D

MrxXgangstaXx Says:

Dec 22, 2011 - Boy : Hey, wanna go back to my place, have sex and eat popcorn afterwards?Girl : What!? Hell no!Boy : Why? Don't you like popcorn?

hristijan325 Says:

Dec 22, 2011 - Roses are brownViolets are brownWho's been shiting all over my lawn?

XxadenwoodsxX Says:

Dec 26, 2011 - oh my god your so funny im gonna favorite this and sub to you bitch lmfao

300Nightfire300 Says:

Dec 28, 2011 - roses are red, violets are blue i want to get you pregnant

irenekate Says:

Dec 31, 2011 - ahaha. "YOU MIGHT AS WELL SLEEP WITH ME" WHY? "BECAUSE IF YOU DONT I WILL TELL EVERYONE YOU DID ANYWAY"

NixxerJixxerWixxer Says:

Jan 4, 2012 - My rooster just died, can I bury it in your behind? huhuhuh

sachicolors30 Says:

Jan 7, 2012 - .....

KHeartall Says:

Jan 8, 2012 - The meow scared me...

tolerateu Says:

Jan 8, 2012 - Girl you're like a backflip, I won't do you. (Because I'm too scared to try.)

JuliasarousRex Says:

Jan 8, 2012 - what the hell was wrong with her boobs ?! O__O

hotmessmissy Says:

Jan 9, 2012 - hahahahha

JessicaR79 Says:

Jan 9, 2012 - like the math one. lolz

imNerdz Says:

Jan 10, 2012 - @JuliasarousRex Hmm lets start with, they're cartoon titties?

imNerdz Says:

Jan 10, 2012 - Roses are redViolets are blueThis dosnt make senseRefrigorator

JuliasarousRex Says:

Jan 10, 2012 - @imNerdz yeah but i've seen other cartoons with boobs ..and they don't look like that o.Oplus , i wasn't really expecting a response ..soo yeaah

nuclearmaster2 Says:

Jan 10, 2012 - You forgot one: "Dang baby, are you a computer technician? Because you can turn software into hardware." :3

shelly79916 Says:

Jan 14, 2012 - @nuclearmaster2 

middlemae Says:

Jan 14, 2012 - Roses are brownViolets are brownWho shit in my lawn?

GuessWhoLikeYou Says:

Jan 20, 2012 - The body of the girl is really wierd

aintgottymforthis Says:

Jan 22, 2012 - ...Falling Cat Production?!?!?! WHERE THA FUCK U GET THAT IDEA FROM??

rolltide402 Says:

Jan 25, 2012 - Do you work at Litttle Ceasers? cause your hot n im ready

PranksForPros Says:

Jan 28, 2012 - Roses are redViolets are blueI cant rhyme Show me your tits