John Pinette "chinese buffet"

BrokenH4 Says:

Dec 16, 2011 - LOVE LOVE LOVE! I cry just listening to him!

pandalover90210 Says:

Dec 28, 2011 - i saw him in portland me and he is hilarious!

alfalfa19 Says:

Jan 10, 2012 - I think... you come back here....... I think maybe you die.

jifrpreston Says:

Jan 11, 2012 - I remember seeing him do this on MTV's Half Hour Comedy Hour, followed up with the hair band Chipmunks routine! Love it!

elbowout Says:

Jan 21, 2012 - You go now! I think Louie Anderson first did this routine.

JediMindTricks183 Says:

Jan 31, 2012 - Not funny.

cott10r Says:

Feb 6, 2012 - i agree, this guy isnt funny at all

nfldude22 Says:

Feb 19, 2012 - hes a graduate from my high school, and my dads friend went to that chinese buffet with him that day hahaaaa

BritishKid925 Says:

Feb 20, 2012 - "YOU HERE 4 HOUR"

mocus1 Says:

Feb 24, 2012 - I lost money at the tables but I made it up at the buffet.

DurangoaMesa Says:

Feb 25, 2012 - who ever has negged this is chinese

HelloHello495 Says:

Mar 26, 2012 - Y U SO BIG?!

LesterXSasuke Says:

Mar 28, 2012 - "All you can eat, not forever"

91jpullins Says:

Apr 2, 2012 - YOU GO NAOOOO!!!!

Mrlaughingforme Says:

Apr 7, 2012 - The best, lol he is awesome.

CypressDahlia Says:

Apr 10, 2012 - This is actually really true. Asians have a very distinct eating culture. We also do this when we visit our friends' homes: we eat, we go. Also no point in getting offended considering this is more a hit on himself for being fat than it is a hit on Asians.

LaochWins Says:

Apr 13, 2012 - BUT NOT FOREVER!

MrThaiBxr Says:

Apr 19, 2012 - I'm thinkin' you and Jedimindtricks183 have to be Dane Cook fans.

Gregrg7 Says:

Apr 22, 2012 - "You go now!" BOUGHT this guy a HOUSE!! he's been doing this routine for 25+ years!!!

Rasamaphoo Says:

Apr 29, 2012 - God damn he's funny

assassincred56 Says:

Apr 29, 2012 - Ever since seeing this three years ago, my dad and I say "You go now" all the time

xxslycooperxx1 Says:

May 18, 2012 - dane cook fucking sucks

xxslycooperxx1 Says:

May 18, 2012 - eat vegetable!

Taylor Wilson-Tate Says:

May 26, 2012 - This guy, and Dane Cook, are my all time favourite comedians. <3

masrurkhan Says:

May 27, 2012 - I said this joke in a Chinese resturaunt today!!! So true!