Eli's Dirty Jokes - Episode 11 - The Shepard and his Boy

neodude12 Says:

Sep 10, 2011 - I've survived 405 chainmails and I didn't pass them in

neodude12 Says:

Sep 10, 2011 - Sorry on not in

sashadoo10 Says:

Sep 15, 2011 - Anyone notice the Farmer/DaaaAAAaaddd looks like Eli???

likewatever100 Says:

Sep 18, 2011 - ok shbut the fuck up i haven't done like 1,000,000,000,000,000 of them ad i neva saw a man with no hands, a girl with no face, a woman with no head...that is all blah blah blah so stop doing it!

pokemon9513 Says:

Sep 25, 2011 - she has to wait in line for the other 10,000 things that will kill me cus i didn't continue the chainmail P.S. your a dumbass

vampressdark12 Says:

Sep 25, 2011 - @likewatever100 and @pokemon9513 well srry for being a superstitious person ill delete the comment so just shut the H3ll up!! Ps: stop judging ppl you dont know

likewatever100 Says:

Sep 25, 2011 - ok sorry too but i just egt so sick of ppl doing that! no offence,really sorry i jugded u.:)

Sugahpappaya Says:

Oct 3, 2011 - Hahhahagaga

eileencgress Says:

Oct 12, 2011 - Aberforth?!

KuriWannaBeDJ Says:

Oct 17, 2011 - Pissed off driver: "Hello may i speak to your father?" Boy:" ok . Hey meheheheh" XD

secretlifejunkie08 Says:

Oct 30, 2011 - did anybody else notice that he was driving on the wrong side of the road?

jamesMUGSHOT1991 Says:

Nov 14, 2011 - thats nasty boy sheep!!

darkoneter Says:

Jan 19, 2012 - i like this one more than the vid :P

TiGraffi Says:

Jan 21, 2012 - haha i love it tooone of the best jokes ive ever heard XD

ProffesorSpaz Says:

Jan 21, 2012 - that's gold, get it?

ChocoboKnight7 Says:

Jan 25, 2012 - Not all countries drive on the right side.

peacefoxtrott Says:

Feb 6, 2012 - Hey dehehead

tigerbro15 Says:

Feb 10, 2012 - Lil Johnny wakes up in the middle of the night and finds his parents having sex. Johnny is furious and runs off. Dad needed to go talk to him about it so he will understand. He looks all over the house and finally, he finds lil Johnny in his grandma's room doing his granny. Johnny sees his dad pissed. His dad yells "What the fuck Johnny? Stop it!" with a grin, Johnny says "Ain't so funny when its your mom is it?"

1995Ausman Says:

Feb 10, 2012 - @tigerbro15 LMFAO!!!!!!!!😝

SuperSkate365 Says:

Feb 22, 2012 - lol

Bishiba92 Says:

Mar 2, 2012 - hahahaha, thats so sickxD

MegaGrindor Says:

Mar 19, 2012 - dirty joke i fell in mud, clean joke i took a bath with bubbles, dirty part my neighbors name is bobbles

kittehlovr2468 Says:

Apr 16, 2012 - A little bboy named johnny had never ttaken a shower before. So, on his first time in the shower, his mom went in with him. He looked up and said mommy what are those? She said those are my blinkers. He looked down and said mommy whats that? She said its my garage. The next day his father took a shower with him. He looked down and said daddy whats that? His dad said thats my towtruck. That night johnny had a bad dream. He went to his parents room and his parents said he could.sleep with them.if

kittehlovr2468 Says:

Apr 16, 2012 - He never looked under the covers. He lay in their bed wondering why they didnt want him.to look. He peeked under and.announced.to his mom mommy you should turn your blinkers on. Daddys got his towtruck parked in your garage. :P

9bstar Says:

May 23, 2012 - This one is a litlle bit harsh but come on its a joke.What is the difference between a scout and a jew.The scout returns from the camp XD