Chuck Norris facts read by Chuck Norris

Chuck Norris Says:

May 27, 2012 - Wrong, I can DESTROY a revolving door.

lantern211 Says:

May 27, 2012 - Chuck norris can believe its not butter

lantern211 Says:

May 27, 2012 - Chuck norris does not hunt, hunting implies the possibilty of failure.

Adolf Hitler Says:

May 27, 2012 - well if it isnt my evil twin...

MegaSports4You Says:

May 28, 2012 - You cannot simply command Chuck Norris to do something.

LegendoftheAce Says:

May 28, 2012 - he didn't kick the horse he upper cutted it.

Thaonejoel Says:

May 28, 2012 - Holy behemoth! It's Chuck Norris, the one who pulled out his pistol first, and made butter with his boots!

predature1 Says:

May 28, 2012 - i fucking hate chuck norris not like he is gonna slam my head on the keybebiclenlkjfndnfcjenfjlsnmfkmewklfnoewfnjc n384rh98udcn4rhdfnujs

Matt Reynolds Says:

May 28, 2012 - Watch out. D: Hes cometh upon you.

SuperExplodingpenis Says:

May 28, 2012 - doesn't youtube ban those names?

Chuck Norris Says:

May 28, 2012 - hello people my name is chuck norris look at my channel name

Chuck Norris Says:

May 28, 2012 - You fake....

Chuck Norris Says:

May 28, 2012 - That's what Chuck thought

Mr556x45mm Says:

May 28, 2012 - Chuck Norris is just a dumb actor! if he was really that good he would come to my house right now and slam my head on the keyboasbdhfj asdmncbvgahwdfcbCLWIDCJahsdcjf­kH JADSBFCV IAFVjmjasdhkc ANDUISYFasyjd

15pastore Says:

May 28, 2012 - OH COME ON! CHUCK NORRIS IS JUST A STUPID ACTOR!!IF HE IS A GOD , HE WILL GO TO MY HOUSE AND SLAM MY HEAT TO KEYBOARDDDSDASADAD HKAWBUADJAW IOANSJA;W ASDDSA

iliketrains68 Says:

May 28, 2012 - chuck norris walked into a dark room and turned on a light not because he is scared of the dark but the dark is scared of him

TysonRaySteel Says:

May 28, 2012 - xD i totally get it its not like hes gonna slam ur head on the keybona;ubv;asudcb;aonv;aojbrva;orbvaorvb;rvbarbv

Liltunechi27 Says:

May 28, 2012 - OMG I hate these dumb "facts". He's an old man and a lame actor, if he was really that awesome he would break in my house and pound my face in with my keyboaksdvfbkjdbc,msduicjb sdncbnslkdhfckjregkjerhf

Liltunechi27 Says:

May 28, 2012 - Chuck Norris died five years ago, he's still here cause the grim reaper is scared to tell him.

colethefunnyfan Says:

May 28, 2012 - Wht is the deal it's not lyk he's going to come to my house and slam my head into my keybudhxjsisuzjjskajddjdjdhcuaiaixuduuuaiiaixjjjxiusieiiuudidijxjjdjjdjsjsudhebdnxurjsiixn

Liltunechi27 Says:

May 28, 2012 - It was a great accomplishment when a man went down Niagara Falls in a wooden barrel and lived.Chuck Norris went UP Niagara Falls in a cardboard box.

TheRosariovampire123 Says:

May 28, 2012 - chuck norris sucks these jokes suck XD

interstateruler Says:

May 28, 2012 - chuck norris ressurects people from the dead

CanTouchDisGame Says:

May 28, 2012 - Chuck Norris can swim threw land