How to Survive an Anaconda Bite

LiamRulez19 Says:

Dec 31, 2011 - I just tried to eat it without bittin' but I couldn't,

LiamRulez19 Says:

Dec 31, 2011 - anaconda went to the hospital because you poison it :S

diamontehunter Says:

Jan 1, 2012 - @ venomslit that comment it's getting old ! So stop with your bull shit.

diamontehunter Says:

Jan 1, 2012 - @ venomslit that comment is getting fucking old ! So stop with it now !

BOOM7STAR Says:

Jan 2, 2012 - They should have killed it. DAMN 

czarchasm2 Says:

Jan 2, 2012 - Well, it looks to me like its jaw is broken now...

wwwpwndcom Says:

Jan 3, 2012 - Who expected it to not bite back? Everyone knew it was gonna bite, they just usually take measures against it. This time, he failed.

Lev1H Says:

Jan 4, 2012 - @czarchasm2 jaw ain't broke they can dislocate it. Just thought ad be a boring bastard and fact away haha

joshT1118 Says:

Jan 5, 2012 - how would its jaw be broken . damn snake can hyper extend its jaws to swallow a full grown deer and bigger and your worried about two guys hurting it because dude would like his finger back ...

ninjaturtle205 Says:

Jan 6, 2012 - i would tickle the shit out of that motherfucker

P3ge Says:

Jan 6, 2012 - ouch..

liljoja Says:

Jan 9, 2012 - o thanks very handy! because when you get bitten by a fcking huge snake alone u cant open that mouth alone and try to remove their fang hooked in your hand. wtf! just kill the snake thats the best way how to survive! when ur alone and encounter this big fcking snake its either you die! or he die!

pashaahsj Says:

Jan 9, 2012 - THanks a lot this saves me a lot of time -.-"at least i won't miss my 9am lectures anymore ^__^

AidarBaggio Says:

Jan 11, 2012 - better version:Bite him back, you may not survive but you`ll teach that motherfucker who's a BOSS

TheRandomcracker Says:

Jan 11, 2012 - I, personally would cut a hole in its body somewhere, then fuck the absolute shit out of it until it lets go

budandprince1 Says:

Jan 11, 2012 - This is why we leave wild animals alone.

crazyanimal187 Says:

Jan 24, 2012 - i wonder if the snake has harmfull backteria in its mouth

103treesrus Says:

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DailyStaley Says:

Mar 27, 2012 - I'd knock that fuckin snake out..

tokeganga686 Says:

Apr 1, 2012 - 0:33 - They don't have "Fangs"..

MsKika1980 Says:

Apr 3, 2012 - huhuhuhuhuhuhu

IceyFreshV2 Says:

Apr 7, 2012 - just wash off your open wound in dirty water, good idea

freebearride Says:

Apr 7, 2012 - ill go quietly in the name of science....NOT!

jade732100 Says:

Apr 26, 2012 - Thank you voice dude because you totally explained how to get your hand out of its mouth- not

BiGPuNLaFlArE1 Says:

May 17, 2012 - lions would eat snakes alive though lions are scary as fuck